TOS Caption Contest #49: I Have A Bad Feeling About This

Deleted scene from The Simpsons Movie: Leonard Nimoy's unfortunate encounter with Bart and Homer.

 

When the third giant, uncut, black penis showed up, that's when jaded Sulu became excited.

 

Picard: "I SEE FOUR CHINS!"

 

"They say there's no snack-food Devil, Jim...but I SAW it...corn-baked goodness straight out of HELL!!!"

 

"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

Biggles...poke him...with the big...snack food...Bugles!!!"

 

Captain Pike discovers the real secret of the Orion animal women; they're hermaphrodites!

 

I should never have become a Rear Admiral...

 

"It seems quite logical I will be in for an interesting time."




Kirk: "Become unblurry, damn you!"

 

Captain Penis Rock: "Attack the asses at once!!!"

 

HAN: On second thought Jabba, I'd rather be frozen in carbonite

 

Carl Spock or ELO's Jeff Lynn?

 

Much to Hermione's surprise, When Harry and Ron asked her if she wanted to see thier wands, it didn't mean the same thing it did when they were younger.

 

Carl Balok: You have one minute to Puff puff and pass those Andorian crack pipes.

 

Kirk: You are that @!^%# green bitch in disguise as man! ADMIT IT! ADMIT IT Damn you! *slapping spock*

 

Lawgiver 1: You will be absorbed.

Lawgiver 2: Give into the will of Landru...

Hermione: "With that those little rods?"

*LAUGHS LOUDLY, snorting between gasps of air like Krissy Snow.* (Suzanne Sommers, Three's Company)

 

Pure neutronium really plays hell with the tender flesh of a man's anus.

 

Girl: "Oh yeah? Well, how many people have been waiting for you to turn eighteen, hmmm?"

 

Hermione: *feels prick in her ass* "Is that all you have to offer? Ron Wesley is much bigger than you Lawgivers!"

 

Ambassador Carl Spock: I said to pass the blunt not shoot me with it... ya digit?