TOS Caption Contest #49: I Have A Bad Feeling About This

[cooleddie74]

"Your Zippos must be ENORMOUS."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

After millennia of battle the surviving Doomsday Machines crossed vast reaches of space in a journey lasting thousands of years before reaching their target the planet Vulcan. Due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was swallowed by Spock.

 

[cultcross]

'There are TWO STICKS!!!'

 

[Starpaul20]

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Trip: A poop question, sir?

 

[Outpost4]

Starpaul20 said:

Trip: A poop question, sir?

 

[Rat Boy]

Decker: "Help me! They won't leave me alone! Make them go away, for God's sake!"

 

[BriGuy]

Would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel rod, Mr. Spock? How about two?

 

[BriGuy]

Starfleet Medical's new technique for removing tartar accumulation was somewhat upsetting to Commodore Decker.

 

[Shatmandu]

Violent jerking of the head is known to cause pain, nerve damage, and permanent loss of musical ability.

 

[Shatmandu]

Lawgiver: "We don't absorb your kind, alien."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

If that's a forked penis, where the hell is the camera? Is it true that the Vulcan scrotum has an external pocket?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Mmmmm, Meatylicious!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "The 'Farr' in 'Pon Farr' is not a measurement of depth, gentlemen."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk's shore leave on Andoria took an interesting turn.

 

[BriGuy]

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

 

[BriGuy]

Spock, to the thing on the left: I hate you.
To the thing on the right: But I love you.

Thing on the left: Spock, you're breaking my heart!

 

[cooleddie74]

William Windom in a freaked-out role that will surprise you...

ATTACK OF THE MUTANT BUGLES.

This time, the snack eats you.

 

[scottydog]

Spock: I do not know what "Getting Medieval" on me means, but I do think it would be prudent to ascertain what the Captain is currently doing to Mr. Gimp over there.

 

[TiberiusK]

I love these threads.

 

[Ihlecreations]

Spocks Favorite part of eating at the Olive Garden was the chocolate biscotti with desset