TOS Caption Contest #49: I Have A Bad Feeling About This

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Rand was my 'beach to walk on,' mother-fucker!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Jim...I'm a doctor...not an interracial gay porn star!!!!"

 

[Outpost4]

For someone who never understood humor, Spock thought it was interesting that the old Bula Bula joke was running through his head right then.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy had seen Spock's forked penis flaccid, even erect, but never angry.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Would this be an inconvenient time to ask where you acquired such enormous blunts, gentlemen?"

 

[Rat Boy]

There was a really good reason why McCoy hadn't delivered a baby in a long time, considering what happened the last time...

 

[cooleddie74]

LAWGIVER:"Put them away. He is already tripping on cordrazine. I don't think a few tokes off our Landru Weed will make him any higher."

 

[Rat Boy]

Lawgiver: "You will be absorbed."

Takei: "Oh, sounds delightful!"

 

[Shatmandu]

inspired by Rat Boy's post:

Lawgiver: "You will be absorbed."
Sulu: "Oh, I've absorbed a lot worse than that, honey. Fire away!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Doctor M'Benga, I gladly submit to this new medical test you've prescribed. I do, however, object to the participation of your cousin Marquis."

Ambassador Carl: "Federation law requires that after we smoke the sacred blunts, we exchange old ladies and engage in the ritual buttsex."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy walks into the team's locker room, in an image from the forgotten TOS crossover episode with The Harlem Globetrotters. (Curley pictured left.)

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock never pooped in a urinal again.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Moments before absorption, Sulu reflected on how well he looked. How his skin shone and his teeth sparkled, as if someone with completely wicked paint.net skills had pasted a screen shot from "Return of the Archons" into the caption contest. If only they'd spent more time merging his neck into the picture

 

[Shatmandu]

Takei: "Kareem, this is my best birthday ever!"

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Illogical -- there is only one captain, so there should only be one captain's log.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock, cooly: "Logic dictates that the object in question would not fit in the space described, sir."


***Note***
I just went back and reread the entries so far.

We're an odd bunch of fuckers, is all I'll say. Imagine what a new person, just popping in, thinks:

"Oh, a Caption Contest! There'll be Trek puns and such! Whee! I'll click that!"

Joe, responsible

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

What happened when Shatner discovered the source of the "cast Robbie Williams as Kirk" rumor.

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "What an intriguing sensation."

 

[Noname Given]

Mr. Spock: "Ah yes, I see you have wood. Our Captain does too, from time to time."

 

[Shatmandu]

Early versions of The Planet Killer for "Doomsday Machine" did not impress Leonard Nimoy.

Kirk: "Don't call it 'a leaping butt-punch' again! The Kirk Maneuver is a certified Martial Arts move, bitch!"

Spock: "Gee, I don't know . . . Last time, one of you peed in my butt. My eyes watered for a month . . ."