TOS Caption Contest #48: Spock Grokking

[Shatmandu]

Gertch said:

"It was nice of you to bury Shatmandu before we continue the mission. But are you really dropping a proper marker?"

With love...

McCoy: "How long is this funeral service for Gertch's chances to ever win another TOS Caption Contest going to last, anyway?"

Spock: "Three-point-five-two hours."

 

[Gertch]

Shatmandu said:

McCoy: "How long is this funeral service for Gertch's chances to ever win another TOS Caption Contest going to last, anyway?"

Spock: "Three-point-five-two hours."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "How long do you think those two will keep it up?"

Spock: "Unknown, but be prepared to have your head replaced with Balok's puppet in the process."

McCoy: "Well, it's better than that damn hat."

Spock: "Shut your mouth, fool."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock, as a vegetarian you should know the difference between pussy and parsley.

Nobody eats parsley.

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Lieutenant, if I strike a E minor 7th chord, I can hear in reverberating in your cleavage. Fascinating.

 

[Shatmandu]

Rat Boy said:

McCoy: "How long do you think those two will keep it up?"

Spock: "Unknown, but be prepared to have your head replaced with Balok's puppet in the process."

McCoy: "Well, it's better than that damn hat."

Spock: "Shut your mouth, fool."

Balok Puppet: "My ears are burning."

Spock: "You do not appear to have ears, Mr. Balok."

 

[Shatmandu]

Balok Puppet: "Hey, I used to have a Pontiac the same color as your poop!"

 

[M'Sharak]

^ Oh, that's not beige, sir -- that's Champagne Gold!

 

[Rat Boy]

Balok puppet: "What the hell did I just step in?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Balok Puppet: "Can you see them sitting there, laughing at us, too?"
Spock: "Indeed."
Balok Puppet: "The one in the glasses jerks off a lot, man. His wang must be half callous."

 

[Shatmandu]

Balok Puppet: "One of the heads of your penis just turned, looked at me, and winked."

 

[Woulfe]

Trek Today (AP) This just in, CBS to sell Star Trek Remastered for over $200.00 for one season alone.

McCoy : Can you believe it Spock, Are they out of their collected minds or what, Well, come on say something....

Spock : .....

( Later back on the Enterprise )

Spock tells Uhura the news.

Uhura : You've got to be shitting me ?

- W -
* There's no way i'm gonna buy it for what they'er asking *

 

[Rat Boy]

Balok puppet: "Oh my."

Carl Spock: "You better believe it."

 

[Shatmandu]

Woulfe said:
Trek Today (AP) This just in, CBS to sell Star Trek Remastered for over $200.00 for one season alone.

McCoy : Can you believe it Spock, Are they out of their collected minds or what, Well, come on say something....

Spock, thinking: "Hmmm. I could sell my bukkake collection to Chekov, to scare up some money . . ."

 

[Shatmandu]

Carl: "Sniff a line of coke off dat, and you could be one o' my girls, baby."

 

[tharpdevenport]

McCoy: "Tell me something, Spock, is it logical to beat-off in he bushes while waiting?"

 

[scottydog]

Tharpdevenport said:

McCoy: "Tell me something, Spock, is it logical to beat-off in he bushes while waiting?"

Spock: "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bushes, Doctor."

 

[Plum]

McCoy: "It's a trick. Get an axe."

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Faster? You want me to go faster? You green blooded, bifurcated, oversexed...

 

[cooleddie74]

"Need I even REMIND you that the foliage on this world is toxic to humanoid skin, Spock? And here you are...forgetting to bring toiletries along on the landing party.


Pointy-eared asshole."

"...and it took you and the Doctor THAT many weeks to get rid of the welps and toxic blisters on your asses?"