TOS Caption Contest #48: Spock Grokking

[Shatmandu]

McCoy, shrugging: "So I told them piss comes out of both heads. Who cares?"

 

[Outpost4]

the beginning of Carl's downfall:

McCoy: Come on, Spock, just one piercing, a diamond stud below the point. The kids will think you're cooler than Chekov.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

McCoy: Interesting, with two heads your race never felt the need to use alcohol to pass the time.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "You call that a fart? Punk bitch. This is a fart . . . <BRAAAAP!>"

McCoy: "May I ask you a Vulcan biology question?"
Spock: "Proceed."
McCoy: "When you jerk off, do you use one hand for each head, or just one hand for the whole thing?"

 

[Rat Boy]

The Reverend Doctor McCoy: "Oh, sure; no one will ever notice a giant pot farm in the middle of the San Fernando Valley. Brilliant, Carl."

Carl Spock: "Shut your trap, jive turkey. Do you want the cops to hear you?"

 

[Shatmandu]

The Rev'rend Doctor McCoy: "Aw, lighten up, Carl."

Carl: "Pimps don't camp."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Please tell me you brought the calamine lotion with you, Spock."

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"Me?!?

No, I didn't take your sheet music to the theme from THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO."

 

[Rat Boy]

The Reverend Doctor McCoy: "How come we have to sneak into the Playboy Mansion? Can't you just go in through the front door?"

Carl Spock: "Carl Spock always prefers going in through the rear."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Okay, when Jim and Scotty get into the lake, I'll go snatch their clothes."

 

[cooleddie74]

"You've sunk pretty low before, Spock, but is this the BEST you can come up with for a topic or subject on IN SEARCH OF?"

 

[Drob]

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[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "You really get degraded in these caption contests, huh? I mean, they talk about your double dick, they imagine you're taking a dump out there in the woods. And in the other one, they've got you making awful comments to Uhura about wanting to do a Vulcan salute while fisting her. Bad stuff. How do you put up with it?"

Spock: "I am defecating into my hand, and I will throw it at them momentarily."

 

[Noname Given]

McCoy: "Did you SEE the size of that tiger? All I wanted was some mangos..."

Spock (thinking): "Note to self: Always stay with the ship."

(with apologies to Fracis Ford Copola)

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "When I asked, 'Do you like my bangs?' I was not referring to my hairstyle."

 

[Outpost4]

DrBob said:

Spock: "It changed colours, like the chameleon, it uses the jungle."

McCoy: "You saying that Blain and Hawkins were killed by a fucking lizard? That's a bullshit psyche job. There is 2 to 3 men out there at the most. Fucking lizard."

Gorn: "Anytime!"

 

[M'Sharak]

McCoy: The Perian Death Grip -- no shit?

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Odd. In both these captions my mouth is closed and yet I am speaking."

McCoy: "Reminiscent of Spock's Brain, isn't it."

Spock: "God I hated that episode."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

War in the jungle gives us so many opportunities;

McCoy; The captain's gone a bit batshit and is helping the damned Klingons build a bridge over the river!

Spock; If he bleeds, we can kill him.

McCoy; Just remember, they're not in the jungle, they are the jungle.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Why'd Jim make you sit out here? You using your Tricorder to shoot Upskirts again?"
Spock stares out at Kirk and, eventually, nods once.

McCoy: "There's no hypo for Vulcan Crotch Rot, as you know. The cure must be applied by hand, by a medical professional . . ."