
Uhura: You got a gig where?!!!? But that's a strip-club!
Spock: ...
Uhura: Uh, so Chekov tells me

McCoy: So come on Spock, what're the dancers like at the Starbase 12 All-species Starlight Lounge?
Spock: Strangely familiar, Doctor.
TigerOfDarkness said:
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Spock: Let me play you a Vulcan Love song...
I love you, you love me
We're a great big family.
With a great big hug
and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me to!
Uhura: You don't have something long and purple I would want Spcok! But lay those tunes on me baby.
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McCoy: Damn it Spock, You know we shouldn't have eaten all that Taco Bell at Starbase 69
Spock: (thinking) Yea he's right, I shoulda stuck to the salad.
NathanielM said:
TigerOfDarkness said:
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Uhura: Can you play for me Mr. Spock...
Carl Spock: No Baby, My harp is caught up in my fro.
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McCoy: Damn it Spock, You can pass it over now.
Spock: (thinking) Puff-puff and Pass it along baby, Puff-puff and pass it along. Oh hell no, Crackerboy Dis is MYYYY SHIT..
Outpost4 said:
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McCoy: So what do you think Joe has up next?
Spock: An anal plug, doctor, an anal plug.
McCoy: No, Spock, I meant for the contest.
Spock: So did I.
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McCoy: "You see what happens when you get caught nerve-pinching your own testicles, just once?"Rat Boy said:
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McCoy: "What dignity?"
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