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TOS Caption Contest #48: Spock Grokking

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Uhura: You got a gig where?!!!? But that's a strip-club!
Spock: ...
Uhura: Uh, so Chekov tells me


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McCoy: So come on Spock, what're the dancers like at the Starbase 12 All-species Starlight Lounge?
Spock: Strangely familiar, Doctor.
 
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"Didya hear, Spock. Matt Damon's NOT gonna be playing a younger Jim in the new movie."

SPOCK:"Personally, Doctor, I myself am still holding out for Adam Brody. That man does good work."
 
TigerOfDarkness said:
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Spock: Let me play you a Vulcan Love song...

I love you, you love me
We're a great big family.
With a great big hug
and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me to!

Uhura: You don't have something long and purple I would want Spcok! But lay those tunes on me baby.

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McCoy: Damn it Spock, You know we shouldn't have eaten all that Taco Bell at Starbase 69

Spock: (thinking) Yea he's right, I shoulda stuck to the salad.
 
NathanielM said:
TigerOfDarkness said:
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Uhura: Can you play for me Mr. Spock...

Carl Spock: No Baby, My harp is caught up in my fro.

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McCoy: Damn it Spock, You can pass it over now.

Spock: (thinking) Puff-puff and Pass it along baby, Puff-puff and pass it along. Oh hell no, Crackerboy Dis is MYYYY SHIT..
 
Quick note, folks:

I'm going to be out of town on Saturday, when I normally do the change-over on our funfest.

It'll be late Saturday or Sunday before I do the switch this week. If possible, I may do it later tonight.

I have a great pair of new screencaps. One will wipe out any scrap of dignity Spock had left.

Joe, almost gone
 
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McCoy: So what do you think Joe has up next?

Spock: An anal plug, doctor, an anal plug.

McCoy: No, Spock, I meant for the contest.

Spock: So did I.


:devil:
 
Hi NathanielM,

don't forget to remove the "TigerOfDarkness said" when you use "Quote" to grab the pictures from a previous post.....

Regards

TigerOfDarkness
 
Outpost4 said:
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McCoy: So what do you think Joe has up next?

Spock: An anal plug, doctor, an anal plug.

McCoy: No, Spock, I meant for the contest.

Spock: So did I.


:devil:

:lol:

I'll put it this way: the new screencap isn't as subtle as a butt plug.

Joe, hinter
 
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Uhura: No Carl, I am not going to dance for you flinging my breasts wildly, thats only for Gene or Kirk

Carl Spock: Then the Fro gonna hold the Harp Baby.


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Doctor Mc Coy: Why Carl do you have to be such a damn gigalo... Stop staring at those native chicks like that.

Carl Spock: Yea Baby. Nothing like a bit of Tits and Ass in the Morning! Come climb aboard the love stick ladies.
 
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McCoy: "Damn it Carl, stop looking at those native chicks breasts and answer me."

Carl Spock: "Fascinating, nothing like a bit of tits and ass in the morning Baby."

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Uhura: But Carl, if I strip down and dance nude, won't the captain be jealous?

Carl Spock: That Herbert? He couldn't even lay the green broad let alone you baby. Come sit on my love stick and we'll groove all night long.
 
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McCoy: "Carl, why do you look so old all of the sudden?"
Carl: "No idea! I had a Romulan ladyperp at gunpoint, and now I'm here . . ."
 
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"Twenty credits and a week's worth of food synthesizer rations says it's made out of papier-mache and cardboard."
 
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