TOS Caption Contest #44: Miri Me

[Haggis and tatties]

While in rehearsals Deforest Kelly unfortunately comes across next weeks script for the new Trek episode Spock's Brain.

Uhura lost interest in what the captain was saying, as she quietly reached over and flicked her Chairs massage switch to full.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Sulu Wearing a personal cloaking device, decided to seek revenge on the good doctor.

 

[Outpost4]

Trust me. You NEVER want the hear the funniest joke ever.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

As ship's surgeon, McCoy really should have known that the human behind just couldn't accept the double headed Vulcan appendage.

 

[Hambone]

Kirk: It's called the "one-cheek sneak". Try it sometime, just make sure your panties don't show. These damn vinyl chairs are like a fart amplifier or something!

Kirk's ass: *Poot*

Uhura: There's that smell again!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: ". . . and Miss Uhura, please either get a longer skirt or trim your pubic hair. Kirk out."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Look, we're not lost. I know where we're going and we're not stopping for directions."

 

[Valin]

"Damn Jessica Simpson! She promised that that product she's endorsing would clear up my skin."

 

[Shatmandu]

Removing the growth from Dr. McCoy's face would prove easier than removing the one from his taint.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: ". . . and put yourself on report: no one should fart that much. Kirk, commanding, Enterprise, and so on."

 

[Drob]

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[The Squire of Gothos]

KIRK: Lieutenant, recording to Captain's Log, Balok's puppet sighted after an absence of many weeks, all security staff to be notified.



(Squire, software but not skills updated)

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

DrBob said:
Thanks for the win! Here's a few more:

McCoys cure was a near leathal mixture of LSD, gin and laxatives.

And/Or

Spock: "Thats the worst one-arm pushup I've ever seen attempted. Pay up that 10 quatloos now you wimpy bitch!"

And/Or

While shredding some papers McCoys necktie got caught in the machine. And by necktie I mean penis.

Lieutenant, as a winner your caption deserves to be seen with an image!

 

[Drob]

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[Rat Boy]

DrBob said:
New Image:

Kirk: "Beaker full of death my ass! Meep Meep."

 

[Sir Rhosis]

DrBob said:
New Image:

Kirk: "Beaker full of death my ass! Meep Meep."

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, yeah....ooooh, baby...

Gimme some more drawer and dovetail joint..."

 

[SantaEddie74]

KIRK:"Was that you?

Yuck. Shit, lieutenant, you're supposed to COOK a damned burrito first."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Look, if you have an idea better than using the corbomite bluff again, I'm all ears. Otherwise, shut the hell up."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

DrBob said:
New Image:

Kirk: "Beaker full of death my ass! Meep Meep."

Excellent work Do you do Photoshop tutorials for individuals like me