TOS Caption Contest #44: Miri Me

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I swear that wasn't me giving you the tongue. It was the Platonians!"

Uhura: "And that thing I felt on my toga?"

Kirk: "Well, that was all Jimmy, baby."

 

[Classic Fan]

12:30 pm. Lunch Break. Bridge. Deck one:

Kirk: 'As your ordering take-out, Uhura, ill have one double tribble cheese burger, a Sulu organic shake and you on the side'
Uhura: 'Ok, sir, would you also like this stylus shoved up your anus, just like i did McCoy when i took his order too?'

Two shipboard hours earlier. Sickbay:

McCoy: ''OK.... OK..... Ill have fries, FRIES!!!!'

 

[Rat Boy]

Klingon torture of the 23rd Century consisted of repeated viewings of the prime time lineup on the Disney Channel. Most people break around the eighth episode of "Hannah Montana."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Tell 'em NO anchovies. And make it a deep-dish crust. Remind 'em we have a coupon for free cheesy bread, too."

TROJANS.

Because you don't want to end up like this poor schmuck.

 

[Classic Fan]

Heres a recurring classic we havnt seen here for a while....

Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back..?

 

[cooleddie74]

"Our long-distance subspace service?

Tell 'em it SUCKS...and to go screw themselves. We're trying to work here."

STDs.

They're no laughing matter...even to a Vulcan.

 

[Outpost4]

Uhura always hated a Friday shift after the captain came back from his three martini lunch.

 

[Outpost4]

Nancy Crater: Leonard, this is not what I meant by a table dance.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Send the following to Admiral Fitzpatrick back on Earth...

EAT ME. DEEP AND HARD, ASSMONKEY."

 

[cooleddie74]

No one's going to tell you you need CLEARASIL.

 

[Shatmandu]

When the blemishes began to cover the landing party's anuses, the research for a cure took on a frantic pace.

 

[Noname Given]

Dr. McCoy hated being on the receiving end during the 1701 annual crew prostate exams. Nurse Chapel on the other hand...

 

[Noname Given]

Captain Kirk (To Uhura): "Tell Bones that I don't care what it takes, but the rabbit MUST LIVE!"

 

[SciFi75]

My quarters, twenty one hundred hours....and bring the pet tribble.

 

[SciFi75]

Becoming a starship physician and traveling through space discovering unique life forms.....priceless

Getting freaky with the Horta when no one was looking and suffering the consequences later on......painful

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Inform Lt. Riley that tonight, I'll be taking Kathleen home again. And again and again."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Lieutenant, I don't want to be disturbed again until after the movie is over, got it?

 

[scottydog]

He couldn't even do a single one-armed pushup on the table. We now know why McCoy never took off his shirt.

 

[cooleddie74]

This is your face.


This is your face on cordrazine.


Any questions?

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "'Ruth?' The robot from last month or the real woman?"