TOS Caption Contest #43: Whispers, Snickers, and Gestures

[Shatmandu]

McCoy, off-screen: "Hey, you green-blooded cocksucker, how big is the stick up your ass?"

 

[Rat Boy]

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McCoy: "Figures that Spock could pull off a flawless rendition of the Robot."

 

[Ssosmcin]

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"Captain's Log, supplemental. Thanks in large part to Mr. Spock's research, we now know for certain that Platonian Midget semen tastes like shit."

 

[scottydog]

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^Okay, I don't know whether to laugh or throw up or both!

 

[Hambone]

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scottydog said:
^Okay, I don't know whether to laugh or throw up or both!

First one, then the other! You guys are killin' me!!

 

[Shatmandu]

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Alexander: "Yo' mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!"

Spock: "Haw-haw! Take that, Kirk, you sack of shit!"

 

[cooleddie74]

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ALEXANDER:"Well at least you appreciate my joke about goat semen and Aristotle."

 

[Hambone]

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Alexander: "Hey Spock, you know the real reason why the Platonian men never reproduced?"

Spock: "Why?"

Alexander: "Because their semen tastes like chocolate."

 

[Classic Fan]

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Carl Spock finally revealed that the collars do indeed match the cuffs.

 

[Rat Boy]

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Carl Spock: "Ah, dammit! My zipper's caught again."

 

[M'Sharak]

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"I would gladly pay you Tuesday... "

 

[Outpost4]

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Who knew Carl had a mangina?

 

[Shatmandu]

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Carl angrily discovers Uhura's pubic wig had a bad glue job.

 

[Shatmandu]

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Alexander: "There once was an young man from Kent, whose dick was dramatically bent . . ."
Spock: "Haw-hee! Sulu already told me that one!"

Carl was having no trouble with that Tribble.

 

[cooleddie74]

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Outpost4 said:

"SOLID, Captain. These skivvies are tight and outta sight!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

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It took almost three whole centuries, but when Blanche Knott's TRULY TASTELESS JOKE books finally spread across known space even an emotionless Vulcan and alien dwarf in a Roman toga couldn't resist.