TOS Caption Contest #43: Whispers, Snickers, and Gestures

[Shatmandu]

Hiya, folks.

Not much time again. I wish I could contribute more, but my time to screw off is nil right now.

Lots of terrific entries this week. Dr. Bob got off two in a row and cleared the room with this one . . .

DrBob said:

Kirk: "Charlie! Farting continously is not an effective form of self-defense!"

. . . and Classic Fan got his "cob web wings" with . . .

Classic Fan said:

After finally getting to Christines Chappels 'lower deck', Spock soon discovered it had been long time since Roger Corby had been down there.

Very cool, both of you.

I'm going to mix it up a bit this week and have three pictures. I couldn't decide which one to cut, and I cannot pass up the image of Spock gesturing to his forked dick.

Joe, odd

TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

Laughing Vulcan (2x), jayrath, scottydog (2x), Gertch (2x), Guartho, Tristan, TBonz (2x), Woulfe, terranova, Rat Boy, Battrekker, AlphaTrionTJW, M'Sharak, Galleywest, Outpost4, Quo Vadimus, all y'all, cooleddie74, FishDS9, Nerys Myk and TigerOfDarkness, scottydog (3x) and Rat Boy (2x), Outpost4 (2x) and TBonz (3x), Rat Boy (3x) and commodore64, Rat Boy (4x!) and Noname Given, DeafPoet and The Tone, scottydog (4x!) and Nerys Myk (2x) & Redfern, The Tone (2x) and DrBob and cooleddie74 (2x) and Gertch (3x) and Shatmandu and Outpost4 (3x) and The Laughing Vulcan (3x) and Tharpdevenport and ancient and Woulfe (2x), cakes516 and Adam Ihle, Nerys Myk (3x) and cooleddie74 (3x), Tharpdavenport and Outpost4 (4x), Rat Boy (5x!) and Nerys Myk (4x), The Squire of Gothos and Nerys Myk (5x!), Gertch (4x) and Turbo, scottydog (5x!) and Rat Boy (6!!)and cooleddie74 (4x), Tharpdavenport (2x) and goldbug, The Laughing Vulcan (4x) and The Squire of Gothos (2x), The Squire of Gothos (3x), and galleywest (2x), Adam Ihle (2x) and DrBob(2x), DrBob (3x!) and Classic Fan!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Did you just take a bite out of my laurel wreath?"

"I'm not laughing you idiot, an alien is about to burst out of my chest!"

After holding the intergalactic sign for "Blowjob please!" for twelve straight hours, Spock gave up the Bajoran Vedek convent as a lost cause.

 

[Gertch]

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"Is that ranch dressing or were you just happy to see me?"

"So then I told him - that's not my hand and I'm not really a doctor."

Spock made like a harp when he heard the guards heading his way.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: I've been waiting for so long/Now I've finally found someone/To stand by me.

Uhura: We saw the writing on the wall/As we felt this magical fantasy.

Both: I had the time of my life...

Carl: You try judging these caption contests...

Spock wished the Platonians wouldn't make him wash dishes.

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Hail, hail, fire and snow. Call the Balok puppet, we will go. Far away, for to see, friendly Balok puppet come to me. Hail, hail....

 

[scottydog]

Spock learns the hard way that midgets feed people like mother birds feed their baby birds.

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Merry Christmas, Christine.

 

[Outpost4]

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Gertch said:

"So then I told him - that's not my hand and I'm not really a doctor."

You're sick. My kind of sick, but sick. :thumbsup:

My best friend and I just tell the punchlines of old jokes to each other. Why tell the whole joke when you can just say, "Oh, no, then I just ran over a nun" and get the same laugh?

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"I have a secret. My regulation miniskirt? I keep a penis under there."

"HA HA HA HA!!!!!

'Because his dick was stuck in the chicken'...classic!!!"

"I once got it THIS big...mind you, potent Vulcan herbs and aphrodisiacs were involved and I was still a teenager."

 

[Gertch]

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Outpost4 said:

Gertch said:

"So then I told him - that's not my hand and I'm not really a doctor."

You're sick. My kind of sick, but sick. :thumbsup:

My best friend and I just tell the punchlines of old jokes to each other. Why tell the whole joke when you can just say, "Oh, no, then I just ran over a nun" and get the same laugh?

That and lines from movies that fit the situation thrown in during conversations.

 

[cooleddie74]

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Tonight on HALLMARK HALL OF FAME...

One was a six-foot-tall half-Vulcan science officer dedicated to duty and logic...

The other a dwarf in a Roman toga who liked wine and song...

Theirs would become a love of passion...a love of laughter.


IN VINO VERITAS

9:00 on your local CBS station

 

[CaptainJon]

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I wonder who all is going to get this.
"Hold me closer, Jim, it's getting dark. Tell Auntie Em to let old Yeller out...(cough-cough)...tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas...tell Scarlett I do give a damn..."

Dwarf (after punching Spock in the gut): "For the last time, STOP CALLING ME FRODO!"

(100 Geek points to one who gets this; this is hard to guess)
"I am a rock..."

 

[SciFi75]

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Spock really began to wish he didn't have that second helping of boiled cabbage and vegetables before beaming down.

 

[Outpost4]

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Alexander: Yo, dude, your mom's a MILF!

 

[Outpost4]

promo picture from the Secaucus Dinner Theater's production of Anthony & Cleopatra

 

[pookha]

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spock trying to demonstrate why star trek was superior to lost in space gave his doctor smith impersonation..

oh the pain, the pain

 

[Outpost4]

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Alexander: "...that's a hickory daquiri, Doc."

Who knew Neroon was so short?

 

[Gil T.Azell]

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Alexander:"Hey I can see myself on the top of your head Mr. Spock"
or
Alexander get ready to Go Nuggie, nuggie, nuggie on top of mr.Spocks head.

 

[DrBob]

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[Outpost4]

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DrBob said:

While shooting, Shatner got a bit too frisky with Nichelle and the first interracial knee in the balls was captured on film.

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Spock: "Ow! Stop beatin' up on me and go pick on somebody your own size!"

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Spock really enjoyed the smell of his own farts.

Good ones all, Dr. Bob! :thumbsup: