Contest: ENTER TOS Caption Contest #310: Communications Specialist

[IMC Headquarters]

"So...you didn't like the plomik soup I made for you? I just heard that the way to a Vulcan's heart is through his stomach. Literally."

"Here. I'll get that nasty bug out of your ear."

"Doctor Phlox at Starfleet Medical wanted these hairballs from Isis."

"I have the Gorn on line two. He says his shrapnel wounds have healed, but could we send him some Nyquil to clear up his head cold?"

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

@LeadHead is this contest over yet?

 

[Maurice]

I sometimes think these contests should be like two photos, which would mean there'd be a lot less captions to judge every month and it would possibly be a quicker turnaround to the next contest.

 

[LeadHead]

I've considered that, the Movies contest is 3 photos, and I've been just as slow if not slower at finishing contests. I just have less time than I used to. I plan to start new contests here and in the Movies forum next week.

 

[TribbleFeeder]

Uhura: I’m glad someone is finally shining a light on Kirk’s placement for that rolled up sock...

Uhura: Do you think Kirk realizes that we all laugh at his combat dodge rolls?
Spock: That would be logical, but it’s Kirk, so...no.

Uhura: You are not one of the Monkees. Get over it Chekov.

Uhura: This new Klingon bra is a little over the top but I think it works for me.

Uhura: Kirk, stop face timing me asking if I have any cousins. You’re wasting my cellular data.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "Lieutenant, what were you doing?"

Uhura: "I was just filing it's nails."

Kirk: "Lieutenant, it doesn't have any nails."

Uhura: "Then what was I filing?"

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Uhura: Sensors show that LeadHead's in the system, but he still won't acknowledge our hails.

Kirk: Keep trying, Lieutenant.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Uhura: "That damn thing is too much like a throne!"

Spock: "Being that you humans refer to a glorified commode as a 'throne', I would have to agree. Why do you suppose I don't want command?"

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest has begun!