Contest: ENTER TOS Caption Contest #309: Miracle Worker

[Tenacity]

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Scotty: What I'd give for something...green.

Uhura (os): "Scotty, if I have to listen to another one of your Orion slave girl jokes, I'm taking you to HR."

This episode involved a transporter accident that produced five Scottys. Typically short on money for special effect, Roddenberry hired four extras to play the other four Scottys.

Roddenberry: "I sure the fans won't notice."

 

[Leviathan]

Scotty: Keep looking, I lost that finger in here somewhere.

 

[Nerys Myk]

REDSHIRT: I feel like we've been working on this for months.

 

[Mr Soak]

Scotty, contemplating which is worse, an Englishman pretending to be French, or a Canadian pretending to be Scottish.

Scotty, still pondering the dilmma.

Scotty, finally giving in and asking Siri.

 

[Tenacity]

Scotty: "Alright lad, we're almost done reconfiguring this alien sexbot to adapt to the Captain's undersized micro-penis."

Kirk (os): "I'm standing right here."

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Scotty: We've got to keep working. LeadHead's pattern is starting to degrade.

Scotty: Ya know, laddie. When I look at you, I kinda see myself, as if maybe in another timeline. If ya wanna go far though, just keep that phony accident to yerself.

 

[Leviathan]

Kirk: Did you just put me on speaker? I HATE when you put me on speaker.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Scotty: "It's okay, laddie, I got it from here. You can go on that away mission."

Doomed Red Shirt Ensign: "Please, sir, I want to live."

 

[LeadHead]

No joke! It's a new contest!