TOS Caption Contest #299: Captionpaw The Revenge!

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by LeadHead, Oct 25, 2015.

  1. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Kirk: Naked Uhura riding a leopard on black velvet?
    Korob: My greatest masterpiece.
    Spock: I will give you ten thousand credits for it right now.
     
  2. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    Danke schoen for the win. :D

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    McCoy: One case of Saurian brandy says I can toss this right in her mouth, Jim.
    Kirk: Bones, I'm reasonably sure this is inappropriate behavior regarding a patient under sedation.

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    McCoy: This sort of behavior is strictly barred by the Star Fleet, Jim.
    Kirk: I'm sure I don't understand.
    McCoy: Interefering with the natives? Directive Numero Uno, buddy-boy.
    Kirk, sotto: How much brandy has the doctor had?

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    Spock: This distinction between a salad fork and a dinner fork is illogical, captain. I will not honor it.
    Scotty: How d'you like that? Barbarity!

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    Guide: Stop! He who would cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.
    Kirk: *sigh* This again.
     
  3. Nerys Myk

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    KIRK: Nice party, Spock. Great turnout. Love the magician.

    SPOCK: Sarcasm is very unbecoming, Captain.
     
  4. T'Girl

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    McCoy: "You just watch yourselves, I have the death sentence in twelve systems."
     
  5. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Spock: Meat gives me gas.
    Kirk: Oh really? Then I was mistaken, because I've been laboring under the false impression that it was A DEAD SEHLAT LODGED PERMANENTLY IN YOUR ANAL CAVITY.
     
  6. hux

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    TFTW

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    Kirk: What's taking Chekov so long?

    McCoy: I warned him not to have the fish.

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    Kirk: Gentleman, we have found a new power source.

    McCoy: Frozen balls of urine.

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    McCoy: No Jim, it's always Spock. This time I want to be the one who's chained up and spanked.

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    Spock: What are you doing under the table Jim?

    Kirk: None of your damn business.

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    Korob: Abra-cadabra, I shall summon a pianist to entertain us.

    Spock: Your pronounciation of the word pianist sounds a lot more like penis.

    Kirk: Ah, so that explains why Sulu appeared.
     
  7. f14peter

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    You May be cool ... but you'll never be Spock-leaning-against-a-castle-wall-in-irons-cool
     
  8. S'kai

    S'kai Captain Captain

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    Spock: Captain, what is the purpose of putting the golf ball and tee into my shoulder?
     
  9. T'Girl

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    McCoy (thinking): "With a small handful of these I could pay off all that back child support and finally get the ex-wife off my back for good."

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  10. Smellincoffee

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    McCoy: Didn't we have three red shirts following us?
    Kirk: Wow, even for us that many in a half-hour is pretty bad.
    Spock: Agreed.
     
  11. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Admiral

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