TOS Caption Contest #298: The Caption in the Dark

[Hutchy01]

McCoy: Okay Jim, I'm lubed up, ready for your examination, if you'll just bend over...
Kirk: Phew, fortunately you didn't mention anything about lowering my pants!

McCoy: With this much lube you don't need to!

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Ok if I use my entry from last time this image came up?

 

[Hutchy01]

McCoy: Maybe Leadhead will notice the clayhead!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Redux:

Spock: Captain, I recommend sending a security guard in first.

Kirk: Ensign Kane, on the double!

 

[Norsehound]

Kirk: What do you mean you just flushed the radioactive waste down the ventilation system?

Lt. Rickey: What's that sound sir?

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!