TOS Caption Contest #292: Day of the Caption

[Captain Crow]

Nimoy, emoting like Kevin Costner in Waterworld: My bike.

 

[Commander Balok]

Kang: Try that button
♪♫♪ Never gonna give you up... ♪♫♪
Kang: Goddammit! Rickrolled AGAIN!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kang: "Really, Bekk, you've never dealt with Federation security systems before? Prepare to be amazed! Computer! Where are Captain Kirk and his command crew hiding?"
Computer voice: "Captain Kirk and his command crew are hiding in Med Lab 3."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kang: "Playstation Network's still down? These hackers have no honor!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Drunk on the job again? I'd demote him if he wasn't already an ensign."

 

[T'Girl]

Kang: "Where are we again? Subway maps are without honor.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kang: "What?! That was clearly defensive pass interference! These referees have no honor!"

 

[bolak]

ALL AT ONCE: Left! LEFT! Right you fool! FIRE! Go right! Left!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: No sign of Leadhead.

SCOTTY: No sign of Leadhead.

CHEKOV: NO sign of Leadhead.

KANG: No sign of Leadhead.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kang: "...all right, who Googled 'deflated balls' with safe search turned off?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "All right -- who ordered the circumcision?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "All right, who switched his vodka with schnapps?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: Vindex is an odd name for a Wodka,

KIRK: Okay, no more janitor duty for Chekov.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!