Spock: "Well, the engines are screwed. We're not going anywhere."
Scotty: "Hang on; I was watching The Flintstones last night and I've had a great idea."
TOS Caption Contest #285: The Galileo Caption
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Boma: That's the last time I ever pee outdoors!
Yeoman No-Knockers: "You know I peed in yours right?"
"Mmmm...two large cups. Lucky we need them because she obviously doesn't."
"Naturally, Yeoman. That would be due to the milk shortage."
Boma: Wait a minute, we're all wearing blue! Who's going to be the random death to prove that the situation is dangerous?
Spock: Doctor McCoy and I are both in the opening credits.
Boma: Crap.
Boma: "I wonder if footwear in that size costs extra."
Spock: "Dr McCoy, I believe that this situation requires the expertise of one of your colleagues."
McCoy: "Yeah, well, Dr Scholl is busy right now trying to defeat an arch nemesis."
Boma: "Why did I get stuck playing third stooge to Moe and Larry?"
SPOCK: I still don't see the logic of your inquiry, gentelmen.
BONES: You damn green-blooded hobgoblin, we asked to get rid of her clothes, not the girl.
Ferris: Ugh, Starbucks again? When the hell is Tim Hortons going to open a franchise in this sector?
Kirk: For once, commissioner, I agree with you. Time for a Timmies run! Navigator, set course for Earth. Helm, maximum warp.
Barista: What about all those colonists on New Paris?
Kirk: Good point. Hmm... a party pack of Timbits to go?
Ferris: Sounds like a plan.
Grignak: Roast and size *you* name, money *I* name, otherwise bargain, no!
Yeoman Mears: I don't know about this job. Captain Kirk is such a Herbert. Maybe I'll look into that movement that Doctor Severin has started.
McCoy: I'm not so much worried about the size of the footprint, but that it's the only one in the vicinity.
Scotty: Whose idea was it to put the waste extraction unit in the middle of the shuttle?
Crewman: Kelowitz reporting in, sir. All the dust bunnies have been cleaned from under your bed.
Kirk: Let me know if you have dust bunnies under your bed, Bones. Kelowitz still is paying off that bar debt he owes me.
Ferris: Ugh, Starbucks again? When the hell is Tim Hortons going to open a franchise in this sector?
Kirk: For once, commissioner, I agree with you. Time for a Timmies run! Navigator, set course for Earth. Helm, maximum warp.
Barista: What about all those colonists on New Paris?
Kirk: Good point. Hmm... a party pack of Timbits to go?
Ferris: Sounds like a plan.
Sir, couldn't the female crew just douche themselves as needed, instead of making it a mandatory starbase maintenance sweep?
No.
...Well could I at least have a wet nap, or a moist towelette?
Scotty: Borgas Frat! Have you been eating green corn and napalm, Mister Spock?
Spock: Again, no, Mister Scott.
SCOTTY: Borgia frat, where all this salt water comes from?
Kirk: "How are things down on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet, Mr. Kelowitz?"
Kelowitz: "Well, sir, we were having a great time...until Mr. Riley went into a Tellarite saloon and tried to order a bacon cheeseburger."
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