TOS Caption Contest #285: The Galileo Caption
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"One ready to beam up, Captain. We've just completed work on the Genesis Cave."
Ferris: Should we really be holding three cups of hot coffee over all these controls?
Kirk: You're probably right...let's go over by the science station.
Spock: Ah, fresh air, sunshine - this is how man was meant to live. Exploring the scientific wonders of the galaxy.
Bones: Bigfoot.
Spock: Screw wonder. Enterprise, three to beam up.
Spock: Nope, never mind, it's not a cop. It's just some sedgy grass.
Scott: Borgas frat, I already flushed it.
Kellowitz: It's bad, sir. The champagne room is in the storage closet.
Kirk: To boldly go, Lieutenant.
Kellowitz: Yes sir.
Kirk: How's that Valium spritzer idea coming along?
Bones: Jim, it's unethical and against regs. Besides you can get better results filtering Rohypnol through the environmental controls.
Kirk: Ok, but let's wait for Scotty's shift to end first. Nobody wants to see that.
Bones: Jim, when you're right you're right.
FERRIS:YUCK! Kirk, this apple juice tastes like piss!
KIRK: Have you ever seen a starship carrying apple juice?
Kirk: Nice rack, Grignak.
Grignak: Takes permits many, money more.
BOMA: Guys like us just don't fall out of the fucking sky, you know.
GEORDI: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
BOMA: Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know.
SCOTTY: Still no trace of any easter egg.
CRAWFORD: Is it really a good idea to always depict Commissionners, Ambassadors and other officials as bossy buttfrustrated people in a "progressive" tv-show? I mean, the subordination of the military to civil power is fundamental in democracy.
CRAWFORD:
Is it really a good idea to always depict Commissionners, Ambassadors and other officials as bossy buttfrustrated people in a "progressive" tv-show? I mean, the subordination of the military to civil power is fundamental in democracy.
Ferris: "It clear now after that little speech why you only let her serve drinks."
Don Marshall: We are gathered here today to mourn...my acting career.
Spock: "And you are certain, Doctor, that the track does not belong to LeadHead."
McCoy: "I'm certain Spock. Still no sign of him."
Scotty: "Nae, he's not down here either."
Kellowitz: "Captain, I've been through the very bowels of the TBBS. I'm telling you, there's no trace of LeadHead."
Kirk: "Keep looking, he's bound to show up sooner or later."
"Mmmm...two large cups. Lucky we need them because she obviously doesn't."
McCoy: "It's life, but not as we know it"
Spock: "What does that mean?"
McCoy: "It's dead"
Spock: "Well, the engines are screwed. We're not going anywhere."
Scotty: "Hang on; I was watching The Flintstones last night and I've had a great idea."
"Sir, I need to have the afternoon off"
"Why's that Lieutenant?"
"Well, I was using the Orgasmatron this morning and I accidentally turned it up to Kirk"
"Very well, crewman, you're relieved"
"Tell me something I don't know"
"Hey Jim, you know those rumours about Sulu? Well...we did the slingshot to 2014 and it turns out they're all true."
Yeoman No-Knockers: "You know I peed in yours right?"
"Mmmm...two large cups. Lucky we need them because she obviously doesn't."
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