Kirk: Well, gentlemen, what do you think?
McCoy: I think it's damn rude of him not to bring dates for all of us.
Chekov: Mhm.
Scotty: Aye. Agreed.
TOS Caption Contest #281: Who Captions for Adonais?
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Kirk: Well, gentlemen, what do you think?
McCoy: I think it's damn rude of him not to bring dates for all of us.
Chekov: Mhm.
Scotty: Aye. Agreed.
Kirk: "Apollo looks exhausted. Is it possible using his powers against us drains his energy?"
McCoy: "Possibly. But, then again, he's also been off somewhere alone with Lieutenant Palamas for the past hour."
Scotty: "The little tramp!"
Chekov: "I t'ink Meester Scott is a sore loser."
McCoy: "God bless America ... except for Denver.^ I didn't know McCoy was a Seahawks fan.
(Go Seahawks)
Chekov............"Wow, hes well hung under that dress"
Kirk and Bones............."Erm, yip"
Uhura.............."Its no wonder we always fucking break down, all this 1960s technology"
McCoy: I'm afraid it's serious, Jim.
Kirk: What happened?
Chekov: I merely said that Scotch was a Russian invention.
BONES: He's red, Jim!
Spock: "Lowest bidder, what would you expect?"
Uhura.............."Its no wonder we always fucking break down, all this 1960s technology"
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SPOCK: You know Lieutenant, it would be more logical to ask for a pay raise than having a second job as beautician for electronical devices.
Spock: Lieutenant, may I ask what you are doing?
Uhura: Just practicing. Anyone I catch staring at my backside gets one of these to the eyeball.
(long pause)
Spock: Carry on, Lieutenant.
Spock: Speed is essential, Lieutenant.
Uhura: If it isn't done just right, I could blow the entire communications system.
(pause)
Spock: Did you remember to disconnect the power to your station before you began?
Probably should have explained this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o31MrohoEpc&t=20m15s
Spock: "Square Chesterfield?"
Console Spock is watching you solder.
I know it's heavy, Lieutenant, but since Starfleet started implementing these oversized PADDS, fatalities from puma attacks have decreased significantly.
Uhura: There's a problem with the comm system.
Spock: The comm system? What is it?
Uhura: It's the console that lets us talk to other starships. But that's not important right now.
Spock: Mr. Kyle, please explain when our navigation system will be back on line.
Kyle: I can't tell, sir.
Spock: You can tell me, I'm the first officer.
Kyle: No, I mean I'm just not sure.
Spock: Can't you take a guess?
Kyle: Hmm...Well, not for another two hours.
Spock: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
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