TOS Caption Contest #276: Balance of Captions

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by The Illusive Man, Aug 26, 2013.

  1. Zombie Cheerleader

    Zombie Cheerleader JJ Abraaaaains Premium Member

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    SPOCK (writing): Get more engineers. Gold shirts don't know shit.
     
  2. Kick the Can

    Kick the Can Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    BoredShipCapt'n, that was Spock's favorite! LOL :bolian::rommie:

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    Kirk: ...And Jesus held aloft the ax and shouted "Who's with me!" And there was much whooping and tying on of Rambo headbands and spinning of monster truck tires outside the multiplexes that day. So sayeth the gospel of Saint Scorsese. Amen.

    All: Amen.


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    Sulu: How does she get her shave so close?? Bitch.


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    Attention crew, this is the captain. From now on all male crew will have to pass a bi-weekly sports bra test. See Mister Scott for details. That is all.

    Scotty: You dinnae have to make it personal, sir.
     
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  3. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Spock: "Captain, everyone thinks the grooved seats are wonderful at first, but I think you will thank me next time the ship hits turbulence."
     
  4. jazzstick

    jazzstick Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    ROFL:guffaw:
     
  5. The Orange Monster

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    fixed :)
     
  6. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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  7. The Illusive Man

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