TOS Caption Contest #272: The Caption of Gothos

[Santa Kang]

Penny didn't realize just how good Raj's Uhura costume was, until all the men began to ignore her in favor of him.

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: Captain, someone has removed the toilet rug. Recommend you proceed shod to the facilities.

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Spock: "I can't follow this. Where's the bouncing ball?"

 

[Isis]

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!"

Campbell (to self): "I hope it doesn't take too long to film this scene. The party shop called and said some guy named Pigmeat Markham needs the costume for his Laugh-In gig."

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "Good news, Jim. The managed care organization finally got through all their paperwork...here are your herpes pills."

 

[xvicente]

---- So, gentlemen, THIS is what is called "slash fiction"?

 

[Isis]

Trelane (to self): "It's a good thing she doesn't know where my mouth has been."

Uhura (to self): "It's a good thing he doesn't know where my hand has been."

Yeoman (to self): "I wish I wasn't psychic."

 

[TorontoTrekker]

When I sit, you sit. When I kneel, you kneel. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!

 

[Gary7]

Trelane: "Put your hands on your hips!"
Kirk puts his hands on his hips.
Trelane: "Very good, Captain! Now bring your knees in tight."

 

[Santa Kang]

KIRK: Is there something about this pose that bothers you, Captain Hook?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Yeoman Ross: "Palamas got Apollo. McGivers got Khan..."
Uhura: "...And we get this bozo!"

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Kirk: "Yes, I know my hips are really several inches lower. But the damn velour keeps shrinking!"

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Where is this transmission coming from?

Uhura: LeadHead, he's losing his mind again.

Spock: Perhaps, but it seems that he will finally have the opportunity to start a new contest within the next 2-3 days.

 

[Gary7]

Kirk (to Trelane): "Girdle? I'm not wearing any girdle!!" (thinking: how could he have possibly known?)

Kirk glances over his shoulder at Bones.

McCoy: "Hey, it wasn't me!"

 

[Gary7]

Campbell: "Hey guys, is this the first interracial hand kiss on TV?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Yes, I know how it looks, Admiral! But Dr. McCoy assures me he only brought it along for medicinal purposes!"

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "Would you mind telling us why you've bothered to collect obscure mementos from our previous missions? First the salt vampire, then the over sized rabbit from our last shore leave. What's next?"
Trelane: "How about a taste of what's to come?" (pointing over the fire place)

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Yeoman Ross: "Are you a Fop or Dapper Dan man?"

Uhura: "Of course he's a fop! Isn't it obvious he's a fop?"

Yeoman Ross: "Never mind."

 

[Valin]

Kirk (os): "Let me read it, what does it say?"

Trelane: "I'm afraid Captain, you'll have to vote it into law, to find out what it says."

Winner!

 

[LeadHead]

LeadHead is sorry for the long delays. The good news is that things will return to normal next week!