TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT??

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"I choose YOU, Spockachu!"

 

[UFO]

Scotty: HELLO! ... Is that room service? ... Thank God, I've run out of booze ... .

Kirk (musing to himself): Well this is a first!

 

[Maurice]

S'AMWISE: I told you it was illogical to go to M'Ordor alone, master F'Rodo! M'Erry and P'Ippen insist on accompanying.

 

[Nerys Myk]

B'VIS: Kick his ass, S'WERT!!!!

B'THED: Yeah, yeah, Kick his ass!!!! Heh heh!!

 

[Isis]

Sulu: "Yes, this new life form is small, but it could still be pretty dangerous. What do you think?"

Rand: "I highly doubt it. What do you think it might do? Make me disappear into thin air or something?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Rand: "Charlie? What happened?"
Charlie Evans (on floor): "Tina Lawton beat the hell out of me!"
Sulu: "Are you alright?"
Charlie: "It was...fantastic!"

 

[T'Girl]

Sulu: "What is it?"

Rand: "I think it's a ... plot hole."

 

[NAHTMMM]

Ooh, that is my caption. I won! Neat.

"Nice suspender you got there, kid. It'd be a real shame if something were to happen to it."

Losira: "I must touch you James Kirk ... but what are you doing back there?"
Kirk: "Well, there's a slight upward slope back here."
Losira: "The height thing?"
Kirk: "Yeah."
Losira: "I got the opposite thing, I said put me in flats.'
Kirk: "But they wouldn't, would they."
Losira: "They said everyone has to be in heels. I'm a freaking bean pole."
Kirk: "You look fine dear."
Losira: "I like to slow dance barefoot though."
Kirk: "Really?"
Losira (reaches for Kirk's hand): "Here, let me show you."
Kirk (extends his hand): "Okay."
Sulu (whispering to McCoy): "Oh, she's good."