TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT??

[MANT!]

First..the..(Drum Roll)

Winners!

KIRK: Dammit woman, what did you say to him?

YEOMAN: I said he was cute and asked him out.

"I saw her first!"

Morg: "Your sleeves! They go all the way down to your wrists! Eureka! I've been so cold! For so long! For no reason!"

Spock: Captain, why are you smiling?

Kirk: These Amazonian women are supposed to be a lot of fun...

Again Schweet entries..It was hard to pick a single winner..

On to the next..

Don't hold back!

 

[Methos]

Janice - "What is it?"

Sulu - "I believe it's the Captain's hair piece... either that, or we're being invaded by Tribbles again..."

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Kirk - "Ok, who stole the 'I Dream of Jeannie' costume department?"

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[1001001]

Rand: "I thought you said Klingons were housebroken!?!"

Sulu: "Oh my...."

 

[Maurice]

DOOHAN: Press this one. Thirty seconds later, poof! Once it's activated, there's no way to stop it.
MARC DANIELS: Perfect. Except we filmed that episode five months ago.

KIRK: Miss Kitka?

VULCAN KID: Get the point?
SPOCK KID: I have two of them.
VULCAN KID 2: Put your pants back on!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Looks like I canna put the warp engines back together after a case of Scotch.

LOSIRA:I am for Sulu

MCCOY: Funny story about that...

KID: Look, our names aren't Tubby, Scrawny and Spots!!!!

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Rand: "Euggh! It's plomeek puke! I've never seen anything so disgusting."

Sulu: "I have, but not in the light."

 

[R. Star]

Rand: Why are you on the floor Mr Scott?
Scotty(off screen): Oh don't mind me... just ah... repairing something here... definitely not trying to look up yer miniskirt.... (Mr Sulu, herd 'er this way will ye?)

Scotty: This doesn't seem to do anything important...
Computer: Power failure detected.

McCoy: I'm a Doctor, a gynacologist actually.

Vulcan kid: Look at the half-human's.... nipples.

 

[T'Girl]

Scotty: "Uhura forgot her birth control pills, best be getting these back to her."

Losira: "What is this?"

McCoy: "On Earth it's called a cock block."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, MANT!

Rand: "Tech Sgt. Chen?"
Sulu: "Oh! That's not right!"

Scotty (drunkenly): "An' I won this trophy in Aberdeen for drinkin' th' most Scotch without...borgas frat, where's me goddamn trophy?!"

Losira: "I am Losira, and I am for you, James Kirk. Sira and Fred will be along shortly for McCoy and Sulu."
Sulu: "Hey!!"

"You're the only one who's embarrassed by these outfits because you have emotions!"

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

"It was your mom's stupid idea that we should all wear seatbelts to go swimming!"

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Adult Spock: (looking at fourth kid) "I never knew Bob Geldof was a Vulcan."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Scotty: Borgas frat, Siri, all I asked ye was where Yeoman Smith's quarters were!

Siri: Trust me, Mr. Scott, she's just not that into you. "Where no man has gone before", indeed.

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

"Three days and no responses. Guess I'll have to use the detonator after all. Bye bye ship. No one reads my flippin' blog..."

 

[Bob Karo]

Scotty always seemed to have more "extra parts" left over during the weekend shifts.

 

[Isis]

Scotty: "Borgas frat--this hand buzzer's so big, I canna hide it from anyone. A whoopie cushion woulda been a much better idea for me next prank."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Kirk: "What's a lovely girl like you doing in a crappy episode like this?"

Losira: "I know, I know, but Time Tunnel got cancelled!"

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Shatner: "You're a very agile man, Mr. Atoz. Just how many of you are there?"

Takei and Kelley (shake heads)

 

[T'Girl]

Losira: "I must touch you James Kirk ... but what are you doing back there?"
Kirk: "Well, there's a slight upward slope back here."
Losira: "The height thing?"
Kirk: "Yeah."
Losira: "I got the opposite thing, I said put me in flats.'
Kirk: "But they wouldn't, would they."
Losira: "They said everyone has to be in heels. I'm a freaking bean pole."
Kirk: "You look fine dear."
Losira: "I like to slow dance barefoot though."
Kirk: "Really?"
Losira (reaches for Kirk's hand): "Here, let me show you."
Kirk (extends his hand): "Okay."
Sulu (whispering to McCoy): "Oh, she's good."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: According to sensor readings, Captain, they are us!

 

[Isis]

Losira: "Don't argue with me, Kirk."

Kirk: "But Losira, you're acting too impulsively."

Losira: "No, things are cut and dry. I didn't say 'Simon says' and you're out."