TOS Caption Contest #254, "It wasn't so bad!"
- Thread starter MANT!
- Start date
Riley (to self): "Some day I'm gonna have to give this dude some pointers about personal space."
Spock: "Miss Jones, you must type faster. This episode only has two minutes allotted for our weekly 'this show takes place hundreds of years in the future, but we'll still treat women like it's the 1960s' scene."
This was not the year Star Trek would win an Emmy for its props.
Kirk (to self): "I love when we run into Harry Mudd. Next to his combover, my toupee almost looks real."
Last edited:
Mudd: Oh, my head. Gah! What have you done with me!
Chapel: It's an hallucinogen, Harry.
Spock: Until you answer the captain's questions, the illusion that you are a hand-painted rendering on celluloid will persist.
Kirk: Is it safe?
Mudd: Gah!
McCoy: "Changing the Federation banner to suit yourself, Jim? "
Kirk: "It's an official change. It was short notice and I just couldn't get that all on one line. Sue me."
Spock: "That life form is carrying a tiny banner of its own. It reads 'Double dumb ass on you'."
Navigator: ERIKA HERNANDEZ! Served at the same time as Jonathon Archer!
Spock: Hmm, nope. Doctor?
McCoy: Me neither.
Spock: As I was saying Ensign, first officer is the limit.
Spock: "Ensign, set a course for Earth."
McCoy: "Don't do it, Ensign! He's possessed! He's got tentacles growing out of the back of his head!"
Scotty: "I see the doctor has been self-medicating again."
Spock: "Captain, the inhabitants of this planet are...somewhat diminutive. You just put our flag through their ambassador."
McCoy: "Jim, I still don't know if we can fit them all on the ship. Can't someone else play chauffeur? "
Similar threads
