TOS Caption Contest #254, "It wasn't so bad!"

[MANT!]

Ok folks, thanks for your patience, the move went well (although my back says otherwise) and the house is warming up nicely..

On to Business..

And my personal ad says I like guys with big, pointy ... ears.

Spock, thinking: Yes!

Kirk: "You've done we'll for yourself, Harry. You've got everything a man could want."
Mudd: "Almost everything. Now tell, me, Captain, where do you get your hair pieces?"

Kirk: "Spock, aren't you always telling me that going green helps conserve energy?"
Spock: "In this case, quite the opposite, Captain."

"Beam me up" proved to be a bad choice as a safe word.

For most, the "disintegration if you leave the mat rule" was the oddest thing about Orion Twister. For Scotty it was the funky dice.

Again so many good entries..it's hard to pick the winners..

On to the next.. Keep it going!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Mr.Sulu please leave your "hobbies" to your off duty hours.

 

[Methos]

Claimed lol

M

 

[Methos]

Sometimes, DeForest Kelley got so bad with forgetting his lines, the writers etched them into the back of Leonard Nimoy's hair...

M

 

[Bones_McCoy21]

Had to do this

Kirk: Mudd! I see that you weren't able to find where I have my hairpieces made. Even though I told you in the last caption contest!

 

[Nerys Myk]

MUDD: I had no idea prophylactics came in such variety!

 

[TrickyDickie]

Kirk: "This time you've obviously been smuggling Klingon afrodisiacs."

Mudd: "Don't bother with the righteously indignant act. I know that you want some."

Chapel: "I can have that trimmed back to normal in no time."

Spock: "There is no need, Christine. After all, this is 1973."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Spock: "Plot a course away from this 'Hoober-Boob' highway."

Crew woman: "I'm trying, sir. And it's 'bloob.' You're still obsessing over Mudd's women."

McCoy: "I'm just going to keep this as my new insignia. Because if you think for one moment that I'm going back through that machine and have my molecules scrambled again...."

Scotty: "I think I'm gonna register wi' me local daft board."

 

[inflatabledalek]

Sulu: Look Ma, no hands!

Spock: Ensign... you might want to close your legs.

McCoy: No hurry is there?

Kirk: I claim this planet in the name of the Unfriendly French pissheads!

McCoy: We've really got to come up with a consistent name for who we work for.

Mudd: For God's sake, someone get this Ceti Eel out of my ear!

 

[TrickyDickie]

McCoy: "Unauthorized Fracking Prohibited. There'll be no dilithium crystals to be had on this planet."

Kirk: "Maybe I'll just let my counterpart handle the negotiations."

Spock: "Captain, are you aware that your boots are covered with Horta vomit?"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Riley: "What's going on? Why the red alert?"

Sulu: "Didn't you read the book? We're now on board 'Chekov's Enterprise'."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Kirk: "....so I ripped out his tongue and made this flag."

McCoy: "Don't you think that Kukulkan will want to get even for that, Jim?"

"Spock: "Offhand, I'd say that he's about to sense the answer to that question, Doctor."

 

[Maurice]

SULU: The shuffle, ball change, kick was good... but you really need to end it with Jazz Hands!

SPOCK: Doctor, your training in Denmark is well-documented. It was unnecessary to demonstrate your skills on Mr. Chekov.
CHEKOV: That's "Miss", please.

KIRK: I'm up here, gentlemen.

SPOCK: As low as this show's budget is, it is illogical to waste the animator's and inker's time rendering Mr. Mudd's chest hair.
CHAPEL: Shall I draw a razor?

 

[Bob Karo]

Bones: Jim, we've talked about this. It's just impolite for you to "claim" inhabited planets.

Jim: I don't see their flag on it.

Riley: She thought you were gay?

Sulu: I know, right?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, MANT!

Sulu: "Anyway, long story short, how was I supposed to know Mr. Scott was going to wear his assless chaps to the party, too?"

Mudd (shielding eyes): "Jesus, Kirk! Point that thing somewhere else, willya!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Ouch! Right through the foot!!!!

 

[Disruptor]

Riley: "Stop poking me!"
Sulu: "But I haven't got a finger on you! See!"

Spock: "Doctor, I suggest you examine Lt. Uhura. She is looking quite pale."

McCoy: "I'll do that, Spock, just as soon as I examine your eyes."

Kirk: "Gentlemen, we've got a piece of this rock."

McCoy: "We travelled 200 lightyears and that was the best thing you could come up with, Jim?"

Mudd: "Venus is one helluva drug."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "This is humiliating! The Rigel Colony High School Marching Band's banner is twice the size of ours!"

Sulu: "Relax, willya! What happens on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet stays on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet!"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

SULU: Riley, I'm telling you, bring-your-own-Astroglide is standard verbiage on party invitations these days, relax! I've got your back.

SPOCK: Doctor, I believe I now understand your use of the term, 'down-blouse.'

SPOCK: Captain, are your certain that the use of gang-related hand gestures is wise?

McCOY: Shut up, Spock, we here to rock this joint!

SPOCK: *sigh* Indeed.

KIRK: A babel fish, you say? Not buying it. Where's your towel?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

McCoy: "...So what's your answer to that, you green-blooded hobgoblin?"
Spock: "Ensign, call up the crew roster and assign Dr. McCoy to latrine duty."