TOS Caption Contest #253 I got 'em.

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And my personal ad says I like guys with big, pointy ... ears.

Spock, thinking: Yes!

But Da-ad! You and Mom promised I could take the car tonight!

Captain, didn't your mother tell you to never play with your food?

In the future, the Heimlich Maneuver is considerably more complicated and dangerous.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Spock, aren't you always telling me that going green helps conserve energy?"
Spock: "In this case, quite the opposite, Captain."

 

[Bones_McCoy21]

Kirk began to worry that he lost his touch when he couldn't even get Orion Slave women to accompany him to his quarters.....but Spock could

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: No offense, Garth. But your "centerpiece" isn't very conducive to eating.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

KIRK: No offense, Garth. But your "centerpiece" isn't very conducive to eating.

Garth: Queen to queen's level three, Captain.

Kirk: I've got a long way to go before I'm that hungry.

Spock: Twenty-eight point zero three kilos, to be precise.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Nimoy: The Rodenberry "Casting" room? Second door on the right.

Mud: Don't fancy yours much.

Craig: And this is how I got the Batman gig.

Alien: I've changed my mind about this dogging thing...

 

[Alrik]

Marta: "You mean they're not all split like Spock's?"

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Although your answers to my questions lack intelligence I still find you fascinating.

Mudd: Do you know what the penalty for fraud is on Deneb V?

Kirk: No, but on Deneb IV they force you to shapeshift into a massive starbase and call it Farpoint Station.

Spock: Of all the times you and I have been taken hostage Captain, this ranks in the top 10%.

Kirk: So what do you security officers do again?

 

[MANT!]

*Announcement* Due to my impending move, I'll likely be offline for a few days beginning tomorrow..I don't know when I'll be back online, but when I am, I'll get the caption contest updated then, until then enjoy..


Now back to your regularly scheduled caption contest


Mant! half man/ half ant!! all terror!!

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: I was supposed to help MANT! move, but I think I'll just stand here for awhile.

 

[Nerys Myk]

For most, the "disintegration if you leave the mat rule" was the oddest thing about Orion Twister. For Scotty it was the funky dice.

 

[boco]

Kirk: Garth! There's an orion in my soup!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Scotty from other end of table: "It's green!"
Garth: "Underwear, Marta. Underwear!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Spock: "I see tan lines"

Kirk: "Who cares!"

 

[Sindatur]

Slow down, Captain Kirk, You should buy me dinner first, or at least whisper sweet nothings in my ear

 

[Isis]

Spock (to self): "On second thought, maybe I should rethink my preference for my Vulcan side."

Kirk: "If you don't come clean, Mister, your name is Mud."

Mudd (to self): "Hey, how'd he know that?"

Kirk: "You know, Lady Gaga's done that look already."

Kirk: "You know, Lady Gaga's done that look already."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Marta: "When you say 'ho, ho, ho,' Captain, do I assume you mean I remind you of the Jolly Green Giant, or do I slap the bejeezus out of you?"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Nimoy (thinking): "Thank you, William Ware Theiss!"

There are many occasions when the cast and crew must have thought that

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk: I suddenly want salad

Spock: "Tossed salad Captain?"

Kirk: "I suddenly don't want salad."

 

[Nerys Myk]

GARTH: You shouldn't have made my lawyer, Jennifer, angry. You wont like her when she's angry.

KIRK: I'm liking her just fine.