TOS Caption Contest #251 This is Awkward!

[cooleddie74]

After years of trying, Kirk was ecstatic that he finally got someone to laugh at the chicken-crossing-the-road joke.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Girl: OMGLOLWTFBBQ! No seriously, Captain, you are bifurcated as well, aren't you?

 

[cooleddie74]

Worst.

Britney.

Spears.

Video.

EVER.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock test an early holodeck prototype:
Kirk (to off-screen technician): "Just give me the bottom line. Am I going to have any irate holographic parents to deal with in the morning?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KOR: Earther slime.

KIRK: Klingon devil!

KOR: Human weakling!

KIRK: Heartless brute!!

KOR: Are you as aroused as I am?

KIRK: MORE!!!

 

[boco]

Kirk: Don't look, Spock, but I think I'm aroused
Spock: Captain, I'll never go on away missions with you again..
GIrl:You call THAT erection?

 

[cooleddie74]

KOR: I don't trust men who smile too much.

You, Baroner.

The job is yours.

KIRK: Do I get paid overtime?

KOR: We are Klingons. Of course not.

KIRK: Damn.

 

[TorontoTrekker]

What happened to us, Bill? We used to be Shakespearean actors at Stratford. How did it come to this?

 

[Isis]

Nimoy (to self): "And I left 'General Hospital' for this?"

 

[cooleddie74]

(*Porn music starts playing*)

SPOCK: Fascinating.

 

[bobarino]

Kor thinking: Federation P'TaH

Kirk thinking: Damn this guy really stinks, he needs Old Spice or some Fabreeze sprayed on him

 

[cooleddie74]

KOR: Your friend, Baroner...the Vulcan.

He deals in kevas and trillium? Very interesting. I own stock in several conglomerates that mine kevas and trillium. Perhaps we shall use our mind-sifter on him until he gives me insider information.

I want to make it BIG, Baroner. I will let nothing stop me.

 

[Alrik]

Shatner: "Len, what is it with Gene and wanting to see guys in skirts?"
Nimoy: "Don't go there Bill."

 

[cooleddie74]

NICHELLE: Gene promised me I'd have more lines and things to do in this episode.

If I had known he meant THIS I'd have walked off the set.

LEONARD: Be glad he didn't ask you to wash his limo.

Shirtless.

 

[Alrik]

Majel: "Gene, we need to talk. You've got they guys showing all leg, Nichelle showing her impressive rack, and me dressed in a small tent. Don't you think I can pull off sexy? What's the deal?"

G.R. (OS): "I wanted you wrapped like a present so I can enjoy unwrapping you later."

Majel: "Awww."

Nichelle: "What a perv."

 

[Alrik]

Shatner: "Whoa..where...what? Why are we dressed like this?

Nimoy: "I told you we should've stayed away from Gene's brownies."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Nimoy: "If Majel is going to insist on wearing those highly-polished black patent leather shoes, then I'm going to insist on wearing my boxer shorts under this toga!"

 

[Alrik]

Nimoy: "So Bill, what did you finally decide? Boxers or briefs?"

Shatner: "Commando."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KOR: So, Boner...

KIRK: Baroner

KOR: Right, so Boner...

KIRK: Ba ro ner.

KOR: So, Boner...

KIRK: BARONER!!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

KOR: Ever seen BATTLESTAR GALACTICA?

KIRK: No...sorry. Can't say I ever have.

KOR: A pity. For an Earther program it's quite good.