TOS Caption Contest #251 This is Awkward!

[Gary7]

Sayana: "Why are you loosening my bra strap?" giggle, giggle
Kirk: "What me? No, I wouldn't do that. Do I look like a womanizer to you?"
Spock: (muttering) "Here we go again..."

Kor: "Who is this 'Fu Manchu' you speak of?"

Gene: "Alright, this is supposed to be a funny, tongue-in-cheek episode. That's what I meant by tongue, Bill. So, will you please leave yours inside your mouth when you have your kissing scene with Nichelle?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KOR: You may be a man I can work with, Baroner. Come with me.

KIRK: Where are we going?

KOR: My new office. I want to see if the targ saddle and assless chaps fit you.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GIRL: Can you believe it? A few years ago I wouldn't be able to wear this navel exposing outfit on network TV!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Alright, who told you guys it was my birthday?

 

[Nerys Myk]

GIRL:Um, hello?? Half naked girl standing right here. What the heck are you looking at?

 

[Ayelbourne]

Kor: Sorry, Love. I don't speak Chinese.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Starring Brian Blessed as Kor!!

 

[cooleddie74]

KOR: Don't look at me that way, Captain.

This is all J.J. Abrams' fault.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Groovy!"
Spock: "Fab!"
Kirk: "Far out!"
Spock: "Gear!"
Kirk: "Okay, that's enough."

 

[cooleddie74]

I saw what you did there, Captain.

We Klingons have eyes in the backs of our ghdhthdjhf's.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kirk: It's 100 light years to New Chicago. Our ships have a full load of dilithium. We've got half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing ridiculous costumes.

Kor: Hit it.

 

[cooleddie74]

KOR: My velour is better sewn than yours, Captain.

As you Earthmen might say..."checkmate."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kor

(Klingonus Ass Kickus)

Kirk

(Horndogius Paternicus Overactus)

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Kor: You should have chosen a better disguise than a gold shirt, Baroner. Or, do I say, Captain Kirk?

Kirk: It's avocado.

 

[cooleddie74]

SHATNER: Hey...Gene!!!

No fair! She's wearing more eyeliner than I am!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KOR: Did I just walk into a low rent Robin Hood film or what????

KIRK (through gritted teeth): We. Are. On. A. Tight. Budget!

 

[boco]

Kor: We might not have ridged forehead now,but our woodies remained ridged. Wanna see?

 

[Isis]

Girl: "Tee-hee! This is the first time I've seen the ears get pointy!"

<brief pause>

Girl: "Tee-hee! Must be an ear-rection."

 

[Isis]

Kirk (thinking): This is actually very comfortable. When we get back to the ship, I'll institute it as the new regulation uniform for all the crew.

<brief pause>

Kirk (thinking a bit more): "On second thought, what if this reignites the boxers versus brief debate? Hmmm. If I recycle Uhura's 'sorry, neither,' I wonder if anyone would have a problem with that."

 

[cooleddie74]

SHATNER: If this is Gene's idea of an orgy I'm quitting the show.