Bill and Leonard always hated it when Sweeps Week episodes were written by the staff potheads.
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Bill and Leonard always hated it when Sweeps Week episodes were written by the staff potheads.
Kirk: "Jeez, take it down a notch, girl! Even I can't live up to that level of anticipation!"
Roddenberry (OS): "Let's see...Leonard, Bill, Nichelle and Majel. Leonard and Bill showing leg. Bill in a revealing top. Find Bill Theiss and get him in my office! And I mean now!"
Kor: "Been watchin' that Oz show? That's some hot stuff!"
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KIRK: What can I say? The girl loves fake hair.
CHAPEL: Captain...I'm frightened.
UHURA: I am too, sir.
KIRK: It'll be alright, ladies...just stick close to myself and Mister Spock.
SPOCK: Would this be an appropriate time for a colorful metaphor?
KOR: That's a mighty smooth shave, Baroner.
Impressive.
You use a straight razor...don't you?
Kor: 'Did I say "Take your hand off my ass"?'
Shatner: Gene, do we have to have another one of your 'nieces' on the show?
Rodenberry (OS): Just keep your hands to yourself Bill.
Spock was very pleased that Starfleet insisted on altering the controls to the communication station.
KOR: Nice ass, Baroner.
I can see you Organians DO like to work out.
KIRK: I wonder if Vaal will strike me dead if I try to cop a feel?
SPOCK: Most inadvisable, Captain.
SPOCK: Yep, kids. You saw it here first.
Lieutenant Uhura's ass. Make sure to write letters thanking the fine people at Filmation when you get the chance.
GIRL: You make me laugh, stranger!
Your toupee and girdle will please Vaal!
Girl: "Tee-hee! This is the first time I've seen the ears get pointy!"
KIRK: I'm going to kick Mister Riley's ass for this.
This is the WORST toga party I've ever been to.
SPOCK: Indeed.
KIRK: Nice deity.
Hold on.
Is...is that...spray-painted cardboard and styrofoam?!
I can assure you, Baroner...
I have no idea who this "Baltar" person is you speak of. And if you mention him again, a THOUSAND Organians shall die.
Kor (thinking): It would have been glorious...
Kirk (thinking): Starting to doubt Mr. Spock's analytical abilitites regarding the "excellent cleavage" to be found here
Kirk (thinking): Didn't Spock say this was a costume party?
Uhura (thinking): Spock said it was just he and I that were supposed to Christen this new 'holodeck'
Chapel (thinking): WTF?
Spock (thinking): ...Aaawkward...
Spock (dictating): Lieutenant Uhura has, on multiple occasions, demonstrated an exceptional aural sensitivity and an unparalleled ability to -- Holy crap! Look at that ass! -- ahem... Computer, delete last remark.
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GIRL: Tee-hee!!!
What is an "A-Cup"?
CARL: Man, I'm like...diggin' the vibes comin' off this Vaal brother, you dig?
His power emanations are, like, scratchin' me where I itch, Daddy-O!"
Sayana: Captain Herbert! That is funny!
