TOS Caption Contest #243: The Audience is Listening!

[MANT!]

Kirk "..and when this play's over with, why don't you and me...where'd she go?..well maybe I'll just hit on that chick behind me instead...

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "That's what she wanted the ping-pong balls for. Any other questions Jim?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Scotty: "Just think, gentlemen. One day, they'll develop holographic entertainment chambers, and all this will be replaced by high-tech illusions!"
Kirk (snorts): "I'll wager it'll never live up to the real thing!"
McCoy: "Cost me a fair amount of medical fees, too!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK:Over react much? You knew it was "Twilight" when we got here.

 

[Captain Tracy]

Dr. Leighton struggles with the horrific truth that it is KIRK who is the mysterious 'Butt-Pinching Bandit' at the SAMSOM & APOLLO THEATRE.

 

[Isis]

Kirk (to self): "Why do I keep thinking that woman's name is Gaila?"

McCoy (to self): "Well, it's not quite the WWE, but I guess I can live with it."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "And she is the only woman in the whole asylum?"
Garth: "That is correct, Mr. Spock. But I assure you, we treat her with the utmost respect."
Kirk: "That's very commendable. I'd imagine that must require a great deal of self-control."
Garth: "Not as much as you'd think. When you get right down to it, there's just something about it being green..." *shudders*

 

[boco]

Scotty: No, I can't smell it, I'm an engineer, not a gynecologist. You might wanna ask the guy in the blue shirt there...

 

[jep]

Kirk: "I'm just saying Scotty... you're in a red shirt. She's in a red shirt. And you know the rules. Seems to me you've got a decision to make."

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[Jonas Grumby]

Scotty: "Well, hello there!"
McCoy (mimicking an echo): "Hello there...hello there...hello there..."
Kirk: "Knock it off, Bones!"

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Kirk: Yes, yes, yes. The Argelians think very highly of their pleasure.

McCoy: That's an understatement if I ever heard one. This is a completely hedonistic society. Say, where did Alexander run off to?

Alexander: Down here!

Scott: Ach! Get outta there ya borgas frat ya!

McCoy: He's really loosened up since we took him away from those Platonians.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Sorry Chris, Jim tapped that while you were in the restroom.

 

[boco]

Scotty: No, I can't smell it, I'm an engineer, not a gynecologist. You might wanna ask the guy in the blue shirt there... [/QUOTE]
McCoy: Don't look at me.
[They all look at Kirk]
Kirk: Racing stripe groom, covered with lacy mint green g-string, splash of L'air du Temps scent with a slight hint of Chanel #5 talcum powder. ;

 

[Vassa]

McCoy: A toast gentlemen! A toast to whomever it was that seeded this side of the galaxy with humanoids! I am so glad she doesn't have tentacles.
Scotty: Aye! No Ooze either.
Kirk: or Pincers! shudder

Announcer: Oooh! And she caught an edge! That is going to cost her!

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Kirk (to himself): Gee, I wonder how long that cheese doodle has been lying there. Mmmmm....cheese doodles!