TOS Caption Contest #243: The Audience is Listening!

[boco]

Kirk: If you'd have to choose betwwen having an abortion and marring the guy ,what would you choose?
Marta: Well... depends.. who's the guy I'd have to marry?
Kirk: Me
Marta: I'd have an abortion!

 

[Ssosmcin]

Rand had just left. It was dark. The play was engrossing. If Kirk was going to sniff her seat, there would never be a better time...

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Weird, I thought Nick Fury was a black guy.

 

[Gary7]

Pike: "Last one in the pool is a rotten egg!"
** SPLASH!! **

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "So Harvey, are you enjoying the flick?"

Spock: "Captain Garth, may I ask just how long are we going to play this game of charades?"

Kirk: "Forget about the play, there's a hottie back there checking me out. I think I might have a good shot."
Thomas: "That's my wife!"
Kirk: "Huh? What's she doing back there?"
Thomas: "Giving us some privacy, to talk about Kodos, remember?"
Kirk: "Oh.... yah."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk (thinking): "Darkened theater? Check. Nice comfy seat? Check. Lovely young lady in the seat next to mine? Hmmm...I'm going to have a have a serious talk with my advance team."

 

[jep]

Rand had just left. It was dark. The play was engrossing. If Kirk was going to sniff her seat, there would never be a better time...

Fuck. You beat me to it.

 

[jep]

"YYYYYYYYY-MMMM-CCC-AA!"


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[Isis]

Kirk (to self): "Spock should have listened to me and skipped the plomeek. Then he wouldn't be spending half this movie in the bathroom."

Adam (to self): "Getting them 'Kirk Versus Gorn' on Blu-ray was really inspired. They're glued to it and I can get away with anything."

Scotty: "Hey, I never it noticed before...you have an outie."

 

[jep]

Space-Ballmer: "Herbert!!! Herbert!!! Herbert!!!"


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[Nerys Myk]

ADAM: Play it cool, Carl. One of these Herberts might be a cop.

 

[ItsGreen]

Kirk: (in thought) Whoever invited the stinking Gorn to the performance made a big mistake,
his constant commentary was distracting.

 

[ItsGreen]

Kirk: (thinking) I know she said I'm her lover but if I'm not careful I might get killed or
worse lose an eye and half a face like Leighton there next to me.

 

[huskers57]

Adam's version of "Freeze Frame"

The Abrams-verse version of the Ten Commandments had a different take on the dance of Jethro's daughters.

The green version of the Virgin Connie Swail.

Scotty: "That's what I call a fine piece of 'lass'."

Alexander focuses on his routine as he has missed this move every time.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Alexander: Kenneth Branagh plays me in the Wild Wild West film? And WILL SMITH of all people plays James West?!?? Damn them! I can't live with the shame of it!!!

 

[Captain Tracy]

KIRK: Mr. Spock,... What is with this new girl?!?! Why can't she just do it like everybody else, and simply tell us we are being attacked by Romulans,.. sheesh!

Alexander: "First with the 'Mr. Bojangles',... and now with,... Lucy in the sky with Diamonds!!!,... Noooo Parmen,.. NoooOOO!!!"

ADAM: (To Self)... I'll just sneak out,... real easy-like,... and everyone will blame Mr. Red Jumpsuit here for the 'ol burrito blast',... heh hehe heh

After the station break..., join Captain Pike for the confrontation,... next on CHEATERS

 

[jep]

Scotty: "I'd kill for a wee bit of time alone with that lass. Say, whose knife is this?"


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[Captain Tracy]

SCOTT: Aye,... LOL!!,.. the Haggis is in the fire for sure!,.. and stuck right good to, it tis! Worry not deary,.. I'll put a 'Space Wrench' on it, and geet 'er out.

 

[Captain Tracy]

KIRK: (To Self),... maybe so,... but,.. I do not believe what this guy is saying,... "it came from an invisible alien",...??

SCOTT: I'm an Engineer, not a Gynocologist,... you want the fellow in the blue shirt.

 

[jep]

McCoy: "Wow... they take their talent competitions on Argelius Two seriously, don't they?"


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