TOS Caption Contest #227: Say What?

[NathanielM]

Droxine: It is true about all your scientists, that you are gifted?

Man: Yes. Some say we are.

DROXINE: <ziiiiiiiiiip> It's twue! it's TWUE!

 

[NathanielM]

Yeoman Mears was so hot and bothered by the whole crash, she forgot where she was and started into her sex stage routine as Bubbles the exotic dancer.

 

[NathanielM]

Chekov hears the unzipping of his fly as he stands behind a podium in a trainee briefing with the Captain.

 

[Maurice]

BOMA: We've gone beyond Ludicrous Speed to TEAL!

 

[cooleddie74]

I couldn't possibly take that entire thing.

I'd need two whole fingertips.

PLEASE, sir!!!

Put it back in your pants!!!

SPOCK: And whatever you do, Yeoman...DON'T let go until I put on the zipper mask.

 

[Gary7]

Chekov: "Stay... thirsty... my... friends..."

 

[cooleddie74]

DROXINE: Your species has two of one...and only one of the other?

Daydream believer and a homecoming queen!!!!

VHAT de hell am I looking at?!

MEARS: Is that a transtator in your pocket, Commander...or are you happy to see me?

 

[Mojochi]

But... but Harry Mudd gets all the girls, so I thought.....

 

[T'Girl]

Spock: "Among my people, it's called the Koochie-Koochie-Kally-Fee."
Droxine: "What is that?"
Spock: "The head's down, eyes up."

 

[Nerys Myk]

BOMA: What the hell's taking him so long? Why can't he just make a dick joke and move on?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Droxine: "Motorboat? No. No, I don't think so."

 

[T'Girl]

Boma: "Mister Spock?"
Spock: "Yes Mister Boma."
Boma: "I've successfully realigned the internal floor sensors."
Scotty: "Excellent work Boma."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

With apologies to T'Girl for stealing her 'shop:

McCoy: "Damn hard to decide where to look, eh, Boma?"

 

[Jptrekker]

Mears anxiously awaited the next entry in the caption contest.

 

[M'Sharak]

Chekov tended to enjoy exploring strange new worlds and new civilizations,
but not so much the part where the new life went straight for his leg and
started performing... well, Chekov was pretty sure he didn't want to know
what it was performing, come to think of it.