TOS Caption Contest #227: Say What?

[jep]

Scotty: "Why are they calling the Galileo "Puddle Jumper 1", Mr. Spock?"


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[The Squire of Gothos]

McCoy; I'm sure your communicator slid under the control panel Yeoman, why don't keep looking down there.

 

[MANT!]

Yeoman, according to standard proceedure, you're going to have to blow the autopilot...

 

[jep]

McCoy: "Well, Spock and Scotty are done with her... I guess I'm next."

Boma: "Oh no you don't!! I'm not going after you anymore. You should be called "Mule" instead of "Bones", you freak of nature!"


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[jep]

Mears: "Cowboy UP!"


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[Smellincoffee]

Chekov: Botany Bay? Botany Bay?! Oh, no!
Khan, OS: Ehm....have we met before?

 

[jep]

Spock (OS): "Chekov, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder."


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[Isis]

Chekov (to self): "Damn low-flow toilets. Wery annoying. Vonce again I must flush tvice."

 

[Mojochi]

Droxine: You stand really erect

Oh god, it does look like a purse

Mears: First no pants, now this. This job just gets more demeaning every day

 

[cooleddie74]

"So...the old Vulcan legends ARE true.

They are bent to the left!"

"I sure hope dat's pudding."

MEARS: "Nope, sir.

That's NOT pudding."

 

[cooleddie74]

DROXINE: I sure hope that is a birthmark.

Otherwise...I am calling the guards.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

DROXINE: "The Legends are true, it is spiked!"

SPOCK: "Just hum a soothing tune"

 

[Ssosmcin]

Here are some scenes from next week's episode: "Spock's Dick."

"Dick and dick, what is dick? Because this isn't what I had in mind..."

"Keptin! It's moving. Kep-tinnnnn!"

McCoy: "A child could do it."
Mears: "I'm pretty young..."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "Course set and auto-pilot engaged. We should be back at the Enterprise in two hours. Anyone want to watch a video?"
Mears: "SpongeBob! SpongeBob!"

 

[Gary7]

Lt. Boma: "Dr. McCoy, when I signed up for this mission there was nothing said about Vulcan hymns being played for the duration of the trip. I'm outta here!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Here are some scenes from next week's episode: "Spock's Dick."

"Dick and dick, what is dick? Because this isn't what I had in mind..."

Spock: "Two in the bush is worth one in the mind."

 

[Ziriath]

DROXINE: And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?

 

[Gary7]

Droxine: "Yes, Mr. Spock. I am more than just a mellow woman of intellect and beauty. I am also a drug. Well, I was named after one actually. Would you care for a hit or two?"

 

[Ssosmcin]

Mears: "I do it this way because it's gross to yank underwear from your crack with your hands."

Boma: "I gotta try that!"

 

[Ssosmcin]

After Yeoman Mears fell while picking up a quarter and Boma nearly had a spill adjusting his socks, Starfleet revisited their "tilt forward" chair design.