TOS Caption Contest #206: Holiday Free-For-All

[Nerys Myk]

MASON: What did the natives call this world?

KRISTEN: "Krypton" I think.

CORTEZ: I got a bad feeling about this.

 

[Rat Boy]

Duclare: "Look up ahead, Captain; see those bald aliens with the big round ears?"

Mason: "They're wearing animal skins and carrying whips; obviously they're not important. Let's get the hell out of here."

 

[Rat Boy]

Cortez: "I thought this is where they said the New Years party would be."

Mason: "Uh oh."

*whips out communicator*

Mason: "Mason to Yorktown, come in!"

Okefor: "Sorry, sir, but since you barely ever give me anything to do on our first mission, I decided to take the ship on a bloody joy ride. Cheerio, Captain!"

 

[LeadHead]

Crap, we're on Pandora again. Transporter Room, get us outta here!

 

[T'Girl]

Female Commander : "Somewhere on this board there is a thread about how minishirts reduce a female officer's authority."

Enlisted Troll: "Morons. Say Commander, I've dropped my communicator there in front of you again. Would you mind terribly bending at the waist and picking it up please?"

Female Commander: "Oh sure."

Enlisted Troll: "Ahhhhhh."



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[Jonas Grumby]

With apologies to T'Girl for stealing her pic!

Female Commander: "I've decided to start wearing pants instead of these short skirts. They're more professional and less provacative."
Enlisted Troll: "Oh, no! You're not going to get a boob reduction, too, are you?!"
Female Commander: "You're a pig."
Enlisted Troll: "??? What's your point?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

With apologies to T'Girl for stealing her pic!

Female Commander: "I've decided to start wearing pants instead of these short skirts. They're more professional and less provacative."

Enlisted Troll: "True, I've been doing it for years."

Female Commander: "You're female????!!!!!

 

[Ssosmcin]

Bourbon and beans, an explosive combination.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Salt Vampire: "Payback time, bitches!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Dr. Gertch (thinking): Carry her damn phaser, carry her damn communicator; just because she's sleeping with the captain doesn't mean we all have to bend over backwards to keep her happy.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "What will that Lady Gaga come up with next?"

McCoy: "Hmm, leftover prop from the cancelled Michael Jackson autopsy programme."

Salt Vampire: "I can't believe I kissed you."
McCoy: "Must have been your lifelong ambition."

 

[alte]

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Good instincts, Lieutenant. You'll go far in Starfleet."

Kirk: "I call dibs on the brunette that just came running out of there."

Kenobi: "So the caption contest won't be updated until tomorrow?"

Kirk: "You try sorting through all of this, Gramps."

 

[Redfern]

Godzilla: "What's this I hear about you bullying my boy?!"

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I'm busy, but I know a guy. Though if he mentions the "Kessel Run" just smile and nod.

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[Gary7]

Kenobi: "So the caption contest won't be updated until tomorrow?"

Kirk: "You try sorting through all of this, Gramps."

Kirk: "Tomorrow?"

McCoy: "Well, if we gotta wait, might as well keep ourselves entertained."

 

[Gary7]

Kelvan: "That all you got?"
Scotty: "You've not had enough, laddie? Look behind ya."
Kelvan: "Happy New Year! Let's drink..."

 

[Gary7]

Gary Lockwood: "This isn't quite the reunion I was hoping for..."

 

[Gary7]