TOS Caption Contest #205: Trying Not To Notice

[alte]

Oh my garsh...the Gorn's Menu...genius...I am humbled...

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "...27, 28, 29, 30. Ready or not, here I come."

 

[jep]

Spock (Hushed voice): "Here we are in Conference Room 3, and we've replaced the fine scotch they normally serve to Scotty with methamphetamine crystals. Let's see if he notices the difference!"

Scotty: "Picture yourself in a boat on a river, With tangerine trees and marmalade skies..."


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[Captain Crow]

Scotty: The hell? This shit is decaf!!

 

[alte]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #205: Trying Not To Barf

Big Red Shirt: Man, that was really good...

Lil' Red Shirt: That green meat really hit the spot.

Chick: Yeah, who would've known the Gorns were cannibals!

Kirk: Are you guys serious? That place sucked ass...

Spock: I said "let's go to Arby's" but did you listen? No...

 

[Santa Kang]

SPOCK: Its the 23rd fricking Century and we're still storing data on Zip discs?

SCOTTY: Dont look at me, I do engines. You're the computer guy.

 

[jep]

Spock: "Captain, why is Dr. McCoy giving me the stink toe?"

Kirk (OS): "Sigh... It's "Stink Eye", Spock. And what did you expect? You pissed in the man's coffee."


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[Gary7]

Kirk: "Well, here we are. Let's get some chips."

Spock: "Captain, when I said that poker was a very interesting game, I didn't mean it literally..."

Kirk: "Don't worry, Spock. This is blackjack. "

 

[Gary7]

McCoy: "I'm sorry, Spock. I didn't think you wanted any."

Scotty: "Donna worry 'bout it, Spock. Ya didn't miss much. T'was a borgas frat cuppa mud, if ya ask me."

 

[Santa Kang]

SCOTTY: Hmmm, Me tea leaves say I'm gonna get fat and live a hundred more years. Borgas frat, what a load of hogwash.

 

[Gary7]

I don't believe it.... "The Stinking Gorn"?

 

[alte]

The Stinking Gorn...Awesomeness...took me a second to notice the Gorn across the street!

I didn't finish it in time...but here's the follow up to the "Vegas" scene...

 

[Gary7]

The Stinking Gorn...Awesomeness...took me a second to notice the Gorn across the street!

Thanks, Alte. I wasn't sure if the Gorn was obvious enough--glad to see at least one person spotted him.

Great follow-up with the Gorn restaurant.

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Spock: Crap! I forgot to get McCoy a Christmas Present!

Kirk: I wouldn't worry, Spock, he's Jewish