TOS Caption Contest #205: Trying Not To Notice

[Smellincoffee]

Kirk: Remember, gang -- look left, right, left before crossing the street!

A Public Service Announcement brought to You by STAR TREK! Stay safe, kids!

Spock: Confidentially, Jim, I have the Old Maid.

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "It would appear we're a bit out of costume for the occasion, Mr. Spock."

Spock: "Indeed."

 

[jep]

Scotty: "Ach!!! Me scotch be tasting like Vulcan piss!"

McCoy: "Scotty, what are you doing with Spock's urine sample?"

Spock: "Giggle."


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[Gary7]

Kirk: "Was I really that arrogant?"
Spock: "Indeed."

 

[jep]

Kirk: "Wow... in this time line I am even more AWESOME!!!!"


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[Rat Boy]

NuSpock: "Out of the...oh, for crying out loud."

 

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[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Yeah, well double dumbass on you!!!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "We've been cancelled again? BOO-HOO HOO HOO HOOOOO!!!"

Spock: "Captain, it appears the orb is increasing in luminosity; might I suggest you & I move five centemeters to the left..."

 

[NTRPRZ]

Is it righty-tighty, lefty-loosey or ... ? Damn! I told Jim I didn't want to cross-train into engineering.

 

[NTRPRZ]

Kirk quickly decided it had been a bad idea to tune in to SyFy's "Voyager" marathon.

 

[SeerSGB]

Redshirt Back Left: Huh, did you hear something?

Redshirt Back Right: Yeah...like a bunch of clicking noises all at once. Almost sounded like rifle bolts locking.

Spock: Captain, my I suggest you and me take a step to the front and right out of the line of fi... just take a step to the right.

 

[jep]

Sulu (OS): "Say, Chekov, do you know why women rub their eyes when they wake up?"

Chekov (OS): "No, Meester Sulu, I do not know. Vye do they rub their eyes?"

Sulu (OS): "Because they don't have balls to scratch!"



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[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Is this damn thing over with?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Alien (OS): "And are you prepared to honor our tradition? Is this the young virgin who will be a gift to our king?"
Kirk: "Yes, it is."
Alien (approvingly): "And a lovely young woman she is, too!"
Kirk: "Uh, no, I wasn't talking about her."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Thank you for meeting us Anon 7. It's great to be here on Eminiar VII.

Commodore Mendez: You're at Starbase 11 Captain.

Kirk: Sorry, I keep getting them mixed up.

 

[Gary7]

Gorn: "Table for five? Right this way, Earthlings..."

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: ... And on page 672 of my analysis we, you will see that it turns out that Doctor McCoy actually did have his head up his butt when he said I over analyze things.

 

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