TOS Caption Contest #196 - Freaking Out

[Rat Boy]

Talk to the hand, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's salute...

Apollo sure was annoying, wasn't he?

Booming Disembodies Voice: "DOES THIS BUG YOU? I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU...."

And Gav's a jerk. He had that tal-shaya coming to him...

Kirk: "Have you tried the punch? It's great."

Sarek: "I have to make an admission. I favor your Earth whiskey."

Tellerite (OS): "YOU FAVOR ADMISSION!!???"

Kirk: "Settle down pig-boy... we're talking about whiskey."



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You'd think with this picture the Steve Buscemi joke would be related to Boardwalk Empire, but oh well...

SPOCK: Do you know what this is?

KRAKO: No.

SPOCK: The worlds smallest Vulcan Lyre playing just for you.

Hello, room service? Send up a bigger room for the Photoshop winner (I couldn't pick between the two)...

Spock-O: "What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?"
Krako: "Wha......?"
Spock-O: "Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog."

Sulu: "And so we've added a fourth color--yellow..."
Spock: (OS) "But Mr. Sulu, that giant hand about to crush our vessel should be green."
Sulu: "Oh my!"

Congratulations to the winners. This week, we have Spock and Miranda visiting the Sunglass Hut, Scotty threatening to remove someone else's finger, and the worst performance of Oedipus Rex you'll ever see. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kollos: "If you think I'm ugly, you should see my wife. Her name's Snooki."

Scotty: "That's not a knife. This is a knife!"

Parmin: "Don't call us, we'll call you."

Spock: "But you don't have our number."

Parmin: "Uh, we'll find in the phonebook."

Kirk: "But it's an unlisted number."

Parmin: "Look, just get the hell out of here."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Biggest toothpick ever.

 

[Captain Crow]

Scotty: Curses! Foiled again!

 

[Gary7]

Hello, room service? Send up a bigger room for the Photoshop winner (I couldn't pick between the two)...

Thanks for the double-pick, Ratboy. Glad you enjoyed 'em. It was hard to resist making a bunch, as the images you chose were just too much fun.

Nimoy: "Do I look as stupid as you do in these eye shields?"
Muldaur: "Yeah. And mine is slicing into my nose. Who the hell designed these anyway?"

Shatner: "Jimmy, I think you need to work on your 'angry face'."

Shatner puts on his best juvenile delinquent pout, while Nimoy flashes his massive Dentine grin.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Spock This is just some giant chessboard and we are just pawns in his evil game...

Kirk: Does this headdress make my ass look big?

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "Terrific ghoul impression, Scotty. Just in time for Halloween. "

 

[Gary7]

Doohan: "And I really don't get enough screen time. You, Nimoy, DeForest... hogging the limelight. Plus you guys get paid more per episode. It's really not fair. I'm very talented!"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Spock and Miranda would regularly have staring contests to see who would get the tanning bed first. Oddly, Miranda would win everytime.

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "Jimmy, I think you need to work on your 'angry face'."

Doohan: "Angry face? This is my kick your ass face for being a douchebag face."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Sure, all the hip kids loved Wolverine, but Spock and Miranda were die hard Cyclops fans.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Doohan: "The Prop Department sent it over. The script calls for me to enter this scene brandishing a cutlass."
Shatner: "But...that's not a cutlass. It's a rapier."
Doohan: "Big f***ing deal! It's not like anybody's going to be nitpicking every little detail of the show for the next forty years!"

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Captain Kirk and I were given these eyeshields after getting rescued from a pergium mine collapse.

"Whoa, Caesar, you are a most excellent general."
"Yeah, and you make a righteous salad."
*air guitar*

 

[Gary7]

"Caught in a blast of gamma radiation, brilliant Starfleet engineer Montgomery Scott is cursed to transform in times of stress into the living engine of destruction known as THE INCREDIBLE HULK."

 

[Gary7]

Parmen: "Ah, just the perfect adornment for our wedding cake, to celebrate the 'union' of our fine new Dr. McCoy and the glorious community of Platonius."

McCoy: "You'll never get me to eat that cake!"

 

[Itisnotlogical]

The Original Series has been transferred to 3D. While a phaser was held to their heads, the actors were forced to press the "like" button on every applicable poll.

Scotty: The shield turns the fast blade... and admits the attack sinister!

Kirk: Scotty, Dune won't be released for another 20 years. Besides, I have the feeling somebody else will get the part of Gurney Halleck...

Shatner: Leonard, nobody came to our reunion.

Nimoy: You came, Will. That's all that matters.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Muldaur: "A blind person wearing a glorified hairband around their face... Like that will ever catch on."

Kirk: "So... this misplaced aggression against women that you say you don't have..."

Parmin: "Why, if it isn't Tweedledum and Teedledumber."

Scott: "If ye say 'it's green', I'll stick this claymore right up yer arse. Feckin' comedian!"

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: And I believe once they are completed, Andorids should be treated as equals.

Pulaski: Yeah right.

Scotty: That Warp Drive isn't working!

Kirk: What happened?

Scotty: How should I know? I only just put this sword through the warp core and-

Shatner: Can I kiss Nichelle yet?

 

[Gary7]

Spock: "You look like you're ready to hit the slopes."
Miranda: "It's really too bad your starships won't have any holodecks until the 24th century. I wouldn't mind taking a leisurely run down the Matterhorn."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

23rd century 3D glasses still needed work.