TOS Caption Contest #195: Hands and Jobs

[Yeoman Randi]

1967: William Shatner perfects his "I just drank an exotic liquid" face.

1982: William Shatner breaks out his now-patented "I just drank an exotic liquid" face.

1986: William Shatner again goes to his old reliable "I just drank an exotic liquid" face and begins to wonder if he should perhaps start to diversify his stock expressions.

1991: Shatner decides "Nah, screw it. This works for me."

You know, this is pretty amazing. And astute!

 

[Alyssa]

By the 23rd Century, the green-house gas problem had really gotten out of hand.

Kirk: "Yes sir, the feline urine has indeed been succesfully added to the punch.

Sarek: "Excellent"

Spock: "I am thiiiiis close to shoving that poncy little bow tie down your throat. Now do you feel like calling me a bi-furicated drama queen again? ........ Yeah I didn't think so ........... Pussy.

 

[Rat Boy]

Apollo: "Talk to the hand."

Sarek: "Metaxa? That is an ancient Vulcan word."

McCoy (off camera): "What does it mean?"

Sarek: "Monkey piss."

*Kirk spit take*

Spocko: "Nucky wants his cut, you dig?"

Krako: "Nucky? Who's Nucky?"

Spocko: "If you don't start paying up, you're going to find out real fucking soon. Got it?"

 

[Ihlecreations]

Kracko: What's he doing?
Kirk: [Offscreen] S#!thead here watched Empire and Jedi last week and ever since then,
he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick. The crazy f**k thinks he can choke people with his thoughts....Knock it off!
Kracko: [To Spocko] The force is strong with this one.
Kirk: Dude, don't encourage him.

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Sir, if you had read Grandma Spock's recipe accurately, you would have added only this much garlic to your plomeek."