TOS Caption Contest #193: Cancellations and Renewals

[MANT!]

Damnit Freiberger, I'll sue your ass ASAP if you don't fit this thing better...

 

[Isis]

Isis: "Meow... how about rolling one of those balls over here, meow?"

...a few seconds of silence...

Isis: "What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?"

 

[T'Girl]

Admiral Archer: "Jim, did I ever tell you of the time I watched the birth of a gazelle? One day I was ... "

Sulu (os): "Klingon fleet decloaking dead ahead Captain."

Kirk: "Thank God, drop shields immediately."

.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Commodore April what's wrong?

April: I'm the first sane Commodore, Admiral or other high ranking official on this ship. I'm bored to tears.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "How would you like to watch the submarine races with me?"

Rayna: "Isn't that funny. Before my last refit, I was a submarine."

Kirk (to himself): "Why am I suddenly seasick?"

 

[Gary7]

Isis: "Meow... how about rolling one of those balls over here, meow?"

...a few seconds of silence...

Isis: "What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?"

I was hoping you'd chime in for your namesake. Good one!

 

[cooleddie74]

HEFTY, HEFTY Cinch Sak!!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Blue ball... in your middle pocket baby.

 

[LeadHead]

Mira: What are you doing here? I thought my boyfriend would show up.

Scotty: Boyfriend? But who-

Spock: What up Scotty?

 

[Isis]

Isis: "Meow... how about rolling one of those balls over here, meow?"

...a few seconds of silence...

Isis: "What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?"

I was hoping you'd chime in for your namesake. Good one!

Thanks...and always glad to speak up for a certain "feline."

 

[Isis]

Gorgon: "Oh this thing? It's just a schmata I picked up on sale at Kohl's. You don't think it makes me look fat, do you?"

 

[Gary7]

Lt. Leslie: "Well yes, I know that I'm not Scotty, but did you know that 4 out of 5 women surveyed said that they never regretted switching to Leslie?"

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "Please tell me that's a banana in your pocket..."

 

[Isis]

Unfortunately, 1960s-style Nehru jackets had a somewhat of a resurgence in the 23rd Century.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Why is it every time we log onto the TrekBBS, fake Mark Zuckerberg's face keeps popping up?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk: "You're like a much older version of myself, Commodore.

Only you have more medals and decorations than I'll probably ever earn.

And a much smaller penis."

 

[cooleddie74]

RAYNA: Flint tells me most human males are terrible at getting balls inside holes.

Here. Let me help.

 

[ItsGreen]

No Cocco, I command here.
My followers are strong and faithful and obedient,
that's why we take what is ours!

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: Get your hands off me or I'll chuck you into Isabella Toscana's sarcophagus.

 

[Itisnotlogical]

Kirk: There's a huge gap in our defensive line, right about here-

April: My ship's already covering that sector.

Kirk: As I was saying, a huge gap in our defenses...