TOS Caption Contest #193: Cancellations and Renewals

[Gil T.Azell]

SCOTTY: They're looking a mite bit perky today... I mean You're looking better today.

ROMAINE:I'm Uh yeah, my quarters 1800 hr I'll show you

 

[Nerys Myk]

Personal heroes began to appear: For Kirk it was Lincoln. For Spock it was Surak.

For Sulu... Liberace.

SCOTT: Aye lass, you're my girlfriend.

ROMAINE: Can I get a second opinon?

RAYNA: I cant believe you dont know how to play pool.

KIRK: heh heh And I cant believe that you believe I dont know how to play pool

KIRK: So Captain....

OLD OFFICER: Actually, Its Admiral Marvel, now.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "How the hell could Flint be kicking my ass like that?"

Rayna: "Long ago, he was once known as Minnesota Fats."

 

[EnsignHarper]

Oh this? I picked this up from Mick Jagger for representing the Stones at Altamont

 

[EnsignHarper]

Don't look grumpy sir, just because Abrams omitted you in the reboot is no reason to be sour faced..

 

[EnsignHarper]

ROMAINE: Scotty, why are wearing a Sciences insignia on your uniform?


SCOTT: Because Paramount is so cheap, they hired this kid named Abrams to do the costumes...

SCOTT:

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Where in hell did you get that butt-ugly...thing you're wearing?"
Gorgon: "I'll have you know this was passed down to me from the famous Colonel Green after his death!"
Kirk: "Colonel Green wore that thing?"
Gorgon: "Well...not exactly. It was his battlefield tent during the Optimum Wars."

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"Space, the Final Fron.."
"There are those that believe that life here begin out there..."
"Dammit, will you wait for your turn in the chair?"

 

[6079SmithW]

Kirk: "If you tell one more 'Back in my day' story, so help me I'll dump you on the nearest planetoid."

April: Back in my day we didn't have these fancy "viewscreens." All we had were glass windows with heads up displays.

Kirk: Dammit, Rob! What did I just say?!

 

[B.J.]

Kirk: "Jeez, give a rest, willya! We needed the space for shuttlecraft storage! And nobody gives a damn about bowling these days, anyway!"

 

[Mistral]

Scotty: "Aye, lassie, those replicated uniforms dissolve wit' contact wit' air! Da best part is, they turn into baby oil!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Some sports bar. They don't even have NFL RedZone."

 

[Gary7]

Isis: "Meow... how about rolling one of those balls over here, meow?"

 

[Gary7]

Rayna: "You're correct, Captain. I do enjoy stroking this fur ball of a creature. A 'tribble' is what you called it?"
Kirk: "Yes that's right, Rayna. But, I've got something else you might find even more enjoyable to stroke." (wink, wink)

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHATNER: Gotta be a blond in my next role. What do you think?

 

[ItsGreen]

Rayna don't look now, but I think Plato is looking at your ass!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK(thinking)

DAMN.

When the hell is that roofie going to kick in?!

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: Aye, lass.

Me uniform insignia is wrong.


THAT'LL all go away and things'll be just fine when the Doctor gives ye a wee bit more medicine...

 

[ItsGreen]

There now lass, why don'tcha lie back and give our viewing audience
a brief uniform upskirt peek! That might increase our ratings.



(p.s. review the episode scene)

 

[Nerd unRage]

Lady Gaga's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson