TOS Caption Contest #189: Take a Load Off

[ItsGreen]

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs, Sir!

 

[ItsGreen]

Spock: (Declaring) I'm out!
Scotty: What?!
Spock: Yeah, I'm out...- I'm out of the contest.
McCoy: You're out?!
Spock: Yeah, yeah.... what?
Scotty: Well, that was fast!

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "This coffee tastes like it was filtered through a jockstrap."

Kirk: "It was."

McCoy: "Whose?"

Kirk: "Ten guesses."

All: "Sulu."

*Kirk taps his nose*

Diamond Jim: "Pimpin' ain't easy."

Gary Seven: "Writer's block is even worse when you don't even have to type."

 

[LeadHead]

Shatner: You see that, I won!

Nimoy: You weren't nominated Bill.

Shatner: Shut up!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Shatner: "Hey, Gene, mind if I keep the suit? It'll save me a bundle on wardrobe doing 'Guys and Dolls' in dinner theaters after we get canceled!"

 

[Isis]

Gary Seven: "Memo to the Aegis: I shall require a new assistant since Isis has eloped with Morris the Cat."

Isis (OS): "I'm back. Morris decided he wanted a threesome with Mr. Ed, and I was out of there in a flash."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Gary: I shall have to remind Isis that no, in fact, she cannot has cheezburger.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "We're going to put the bag on you."

Krako: "My wife?"

Kirk: "Scotty, where are the tribbles?"

Scotty: "Oh, relax, Captain, I've got a gut feeling the tribbles are around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a little tribble in all of us? In fact, you might even say we just ate the tribbles and they're in our stomachs right now! Wait...scratch that one."

Gary Seven wasn't too clear on the concept of a ghost writer.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GARY: Once I figure out how to hook that thing up to a monitor I'll be set for life!

 

[6079SmithW]

KIRK: "I know you're upset that Uhura left you, Mister Spock, but you need to learn that life goes on!

SPOCK: (*stares at tabletop*)

McCOY: Ha! You're the "Bones" now! All she left you was your stare. We're gonna call you "Stare" from now on!

KIRK: Quiet Bones! Can't you see that Stare is in pain! That his heat is crushed!

SCOTTY: Can I be "Scotch"?

Epic Win!!!!!!

 

[jep]

Kirk: "I'm hungry. What say we go grab some chow? Krako has clued me in on this little place outside of Phoenix called 'Mel's Diner'. He says their chili's the best Spock, the best."



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