TOS Caption Contest #176: Par for the Course

[cooleddie74]

CHRISTOPHER: Screw the broad...

Who made that AWESOME wall sign over there on the bulkhead?

SPOCK: Press "Play" and "Record" at the same time, Ensign.

CHEKOV: Oh.

SPOCK: Moron.

CHAPEL: So...anyone wanna go meet Crewman Jackson and his pet mugatu Bubbles?

 

[cooleddie74]

CHRISTOPHER: Who's she?

KIRK: The mother of my child. Only she doesn't know it yet.

 

[ItsGreen]

Capt. Christopher was bummed to find out that X-Ray Specs
don't work in the 23rd century either!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Christopher: "Isn't that uniform supposed to come with pants?"
Kirk: "Keep your voice down! I've got a good thing goin' here!"

 

[ItsGreen]

...and after you finish your ice cream children, Mr. Spock has a
special treat for you, home movies of your parents on Triacus!

 

[jep]

Christopher: "Do you see that?!?!?!!"

Kirk: "No. And neither do you. Come on, let's go."



.

 

[cooleddie74]

CHRISTOPHER: I went to high school with her!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

TOMMY: Shut up and flash us your sweater meat, baby.


This ice cream talk is gettin' old.

 

[Tribble]

Checkov: Careful, Mister Spock! There's an eight-legged creature with a long sting sitting on the back of your head! No worries, I'll smack it with my tricorder, just don't move, alright?

 

[Tribble]

Christopher: She looks photoshopped!
Kirk: What?
Christopher: Look at her, the edges are all blurry, and the shadows ain't right.
Kirk: I have no idea what you are talking about, but how about you tell Doctor McCoy your little story?

 

[Tribble]

Listen, kids. If you see Carl Spock: run. Girls, don't ever be alone in a room with Captain Kirk. Boys, don't ever be alone in a room with Lt Sulu. Don't touch any of Scotty's beverages. If you follow these rules, you'll be fine. Ah, yes, and Ass Rubbing McCoy and Explosive Diarrhoea McCoy are annoying, but harmless. Questions? Good, enjoy your stay on the Enterprise!