TOS Caption Contest #176: LOST in Translation

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Remember the girl in the 'Hawaii Five-0' intro?"
McCoy: "Oh, yeah! Major honey, that one! Pass me another beer, willya?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

McCoy: "Ginger? Man, you're crazy! Mary Ann...by a country mile!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win!

Spock: I believe I have made contact with the heart of this planetiod.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Ha! You can only harm someone who isn't one of Jacob's candidates!"

Smoke Companion: "Your name wasn't on the list."

Spock: "Ah crap."

Kirk: "Pssst!"

McCoy: "What?"

Kirk: "Dude, wake up! That Kate chick's taking a dip in her underwear again."

 

[Maurice]

Bodice Rippers.......OF THE FUTURE!!!

SPOCK: I believe the logical thing to say is "Goody Goody Gumdrop".

Brokeback Planet
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[jep]

Kirk: (Slurred speech from too many Coronas) You wanna know? You really wanna know how?"

McCoy: (Also slurred) Yeah..... I re... I reall... I really wanna know."

Kirk: "Ok. In this universe, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."




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[Rek]

McCoy: "So um...have you ever measured your...?"

Kirk:"Dude..."

McCoy: "I'm sorry, Captain -"

Kirk: "- Clearly mines bigger then yours."

Spock: "So thats what those pills did to me. "

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk (off screen): "My God, Bones! What happened to her?!"

McCoy: "I showed her why they call me 'Bones'"

Kirk os: "Wonderful stuff, that LDS."
Spock: "Fabboo, Captain."

Kirk (mumbling): "This was a lush green, verdant paradise until you farted, you toxic freak!"

 

[ItsGreen]

Bones, Where are we?

 

[jep]

McCoy: "Oh, oh!!!! That cloud looks like a rabbit!"

Kirk: "Look, that one over there to the left, it looks like a hot alien with huge knockers, bending over."

McCoy: "Naturally."



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[Yeoman Randi]

Kirk: So Bones....are you at all familiar with a little skit called... 'Canteen Boy'?

 

[Captain Crow]

Mr. McGas: Hey, pal! Get your hand out of my ass I don't swing that way!

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Oh, oh!!!! That cloud looks like a rabbit!"

Kirk: "Look, that one over there to the left, it looks like a hot alien with huge knockers, bending over."

McCoy: "Naturally."



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Kirk: "No, actually they're implants."

 

[jep]

Bikini Girl: "Excuse me, could you please... "

McCoy: "I'm a doctor. Here, take all the drugs I have. Uppers, downers, hallucinogens, they're yours. You need money? Here, take everything I have."

Kirk: "Forget him, sweet thang. Here, take the keys to my starship. It's yours. Let's ah... go discuss the details of how it operates."

McCoy: "Don't listen to him, starships don't have keys."

Bikini Girl: "I just wanted you to help me find the top to my bikini.... but OK."


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[Rat Boy]

Bikini Girl: "Excuse me, could you please... "

McCoy: "I'm a doctor. Here, take all the drugs I have. Uppers, downers, hallucinogens, they're yours. You need money? Here, take everything I have."

Kirk: "Forget him, sweet thang. Here, take the keys to my starship. It's yours. Let's ah... go discuss the details of how it operates."

McCoy: "Don't listen to him, starships don't have keys."

Bikini Girl: "I just wanted you to help me find the top to my bikini.... but OK."


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McCoy: "Oh that? It's in your right hand, sweetheart."

Kirk: "Shut up, Bones!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk (slightly slurred): "Bones, I don't know if it's just the beer, but I'm getting some really good ideas about updating the female duty uniforms."
McCoy (also slurred): "Forget it, Jim-Boy. Those admirals at Starfleet Command would never go for it."
Kirk: "Goddamned paper-pushers!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Remastered Losira: "I am for Sulu."

McCoy: "Then you're in for one helluva disappointment."

Kirk: *snickers*

 

[jep]

Kirk: "That's a damn shame."

McCoy: "Why, because she's covered up?"

Kirk: "No. Because she's got less than one hour to live."



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[Captain Crow]

Kirk: This is the last time I let Sulu pick the beach!

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk (os): "So, how do you summon this companion Dr Cochrane?"

Cochrane (os): "Well I just empty my mine, relax my body and ..." (fart)

Spock: "Fascinating Captain, it composed of pure methane."

Kirk (os): "Apparently your mind isn't the only thing you're emptying."