ANDORIAN: He has three antennae...
I'm jealous.
TOS Caption Contest #172: A Little Too Much LDS
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ANDORIAN: He has three antennae...
I'm jealous.
Uhura: "Ouch! I hate it when I bang my knee on the table!"
Spock: "I'm loving it! This is better than an Arcturian lapdance!"
UHURA: I haven't felt this turned on since the ship's last Christmas Party...
Kirk: My god man! Do you not understand the concept of proper male grooming? It looks like you've got a Tribble with a visible nose inbetween your legs.
Nichols (grabbed from behind): "Not now, Gene! Leonard's around here somewhere!"
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Uhura: "Lyre, lyre, pants on fire."
Spock: "Sticks and stones my break my bones, but illogical names will never hurt me."
Spock (OS): "Gentleman, you're violating General Order Number Two. You're not laughing on the bridge and you're not waiting for the end of the episode."
Kirk: "Well, Garth, I see my suspicion that you have no cojones is correct."
Uhura: "When you said you had an instrument that would knock my socks off, I didn't realize you meant that damn harp."
Kirk: "Bones, you really short-sheeted all the beds in sick bay?"
Scotty: "Ay, but the joke's on him--Chapel just called me and so far the only patients have been Alexander and a tribble having its tubes tied."
Trekbbs Member #1: "Why are you posting so many captions for that Garth photo?"
Trekbbs Member #2: "No doubt, the competition will be stiff."
Trekbbs Member #1: "Not if the other entries are as limp as yours."
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Spock (to himself): "I've finally determined why I like my lyre better than Miss Uhura. Although they both provide me with tactile pleasure, the lyre doesn't talk back."
Kirk: "So you threw a custard pie at Mr. Spock and he reprimanded you for not using something more nutritious?"
