TOS Caption Contest #169: Wabbit Season
- Thread starter Rat Boy
- Start date
Rabbit, to McCoy: "Alright, buddy. Don't move; I know how to use this knife. Now hand over the cash, your communicator, and above all the pics from Lieutenant M'Ress' last physical. Come on, move it! I'm late...for an important date with Rosie Palms!"
Kirk: "There. Walking across that ridge"
Tyree: "Are you sure this time, Kirk? So far we've hit Admiral Kormack, Chekov, the husband of that attractive woman from hydroponics you had your eye on, that guy who owes you 200 credits and that Finnigan guy you knew at the academy"
Kirk: "I'm sure"
*Gun fires, hits David Marcus as he strolls past*
Kirk (quietly, to himself): "Goodbye child support"
Rabbit: "I'm late!"
McCoy: "For an important date, yeah I get it."
Rabbit: "No, I mean I'm pregnant!"
McCoy: "Well, what do you expect when you go around without any pants?"
Thanks, Randi. I'm all for laughing whenever we can, especially during these times.
Yutan (whispering to Tyree): "Your friend's man-purse is giving me a hard-on!"
Tyree: "That being the case, that had damn well better be your powder horn that's poking me in the back!"
Roddenberry: "Hey, everyone come up to my office, we got this great costume
Nimoy: "Oh for the love of.... can't we get some believable costumes?"
for a horta, I'm going to write a story around the costume instead of an original idea.
Nimoy: "I'm a serious actor, I'm a serious actor, I'm a serious actor ... "
Kirk: " ...and then when I as in the academy, one of our instructors, John Gill,
would make us all stand and salute him like this before every class."
YUTAN: Just sixty miles, sixty miles down the San Ber'dino Freeway...
KIRK: I'm sure San Bernadino is this way.
WICKED WASCAL WABBIT: Of course, you realize - this means war.
Michael Witney: "Let me help."
Shatner: "A hundred years or so from now, a famous novelist will write a classic
using that theme. He'll recommend those three words, even over 'I love you'. The
writer will come from a planet circling that far left star."
Marc Daniels: "CUT!!!! For God's sake Bill, it's DAYLIGHT, AND you're doing the
wrong episode!!!"
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WABBIT: Ah! White Men! Welcome to Humuhumunukunukuapua'a'a'a Island!
(See this at 2:30 in if you don't get it.)
Rabbit: "Have any of you guys seen a hookah smoking caterpillar around?"
White Rabbit: What? You were expecting a polar bear or sumthing on this island.
Spock: "An accident with a rice picker? Is that the best you've got?"
KIRK: I was thinking you'd have problems with the "Chinese" part.
