TOS Caption Contest #151: Early Bird Special

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Shatmandu, Nov 15, 2009.

  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hiya, folks.

    What a great week. So many great posts to choose from.

    The best, including a first-time winner and a slew of Spock Awards for double wins, were:








    Terrific job, all.

    This week's shots are a little higher on the difficulty scale:

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    And the wildcard is especially odd. Not sure what we can do with this one:

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    Have at it.

    Joe, rakish

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  2. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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  3. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    The font is roughly Arial Narrow, by the way ...

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  4. Nerys Myk

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  5. Jonas Grumby

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  6. scottydog

    scottydog Admiral Admiral

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    Thanks for the win! :)

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    Kirk: "I hate visiting the Gaypajama Planet."


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    Kirk: "Get the video equipment ready, gentlemen. Prepare yourself for 46 women, 3 cups."
     
  7. Nerys Myk

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  8. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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  9. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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  10. captain crow

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    Thanks for the bifurcated win Shatmandu.


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    Kirk: Is this picture suppose to be some arty representation of sperm?
     
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  11. Nerys Myk

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  12. Mysterion

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  13. Shaw

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  14. Mysterion

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  15. 26138

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  16. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Kirk: "If I'm not back in two hours, beam down a bottle of champagne."

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    Kirk: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What kind of guy do you think I am? I never do it in front of an audience!"

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  17. The Squire of Gothos

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    Now screening, "Everything you wanted to know about sex, but were afraid to ask, in the 22nd Century!"
     
  18. The Laughing Vulcan

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  19. The Squire of Gothos

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  20. scottydog

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