TOS Caption Contest #150: Cutbacks Are A Bitch

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Shatmandu, Nov 9, 2009.

  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hiya, folks.

    First, I forgot to give The Badger a win last week for his photoshop putting ancient Kirk on a toilet. That kind of joke is my lifeblood, as you know, and I dropped the saggy, graying ball. I apologize to The Badger, and will add his win to this week's totals.

    And we had another good week. Lets get right to the best, including one person getting their THIRD win in a row and two winners of the Double-Stuffed Win Award, brought to you by Spock's Penis:









    Very good stuff. Thanks to the big winners and thanks to everyone who entered.

    Starting this week, I'm going to cut back to two regular caps. We've been doing this a long time, and it's getting to be pretty slim pickings as far as unused, interesting shots goes.

    Until TrekCore gets done screencapping the HD Season 2 BlueRays, that is. That'll open things up.

    I'll still include a third odd one, like Kirk busting his ass or the black-and-white promo shot from last week. Those are always fun.

    Anyway, this week's bits are:

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    And the difficult wild-card is:

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    Joe, oddly-angled

    TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

    26138 (2x)
    A beaker full of death (4x)
    Adam Ihle (4x)
    AlphaTrionTJW
    Alrik (2x)
    Alyssa (3x)
    ancient
    Atavachron (2x)
    Bad Atom (2x)
    Battrekker
    brian
    Cakes488
    CaptainJon
    captain crow (6x) ***DOUBLE WIN***
    Captain Kate (2x)
    Classic Fan
    commodore64
    cooleddie74 (23x)
    cultcross
    Cuhl
    DeafPoet
    Defcon (2x)
    Deranged Nastat
    Diesel Micky Dolenz (12x)
    Dohlman
    DrBob (14x)
    DS9Sega (7x)
    EliyahuQeoni (3x)
    EnsignHarper (2X)
    FishDS9
    galleywest (4x)
    Gary7 (2x)
    Gertch (26x)
    goldbug (3x)
    Guartho
    Haggis and Tatties
    Hambone (3x)
    highlander (12x)
    Isis (2X)
    Jackson_Roykirk
    J. Allen (2x)
    jayrath
    Jeri
    Johnnyracefan (2x)
    John_Picard (4x)
    Jonas Grumby (3x) ***THIRD IN A ROW! HOLY CRAP!!!***
    jptrekker (4x)
    Kahloke
    Kegek (2x)
    Kirby (2x)
    KJM
    Mallory (4x)
    MGagen
    middyseafort (10x)
    Milo Bloom
    Mistral (2x)
    Mojochi
    M'Sharak (14x)
    NCC-1701 (7x)
    Nebusj
    Nerys Myk (39x)
    Noname Given (2x)
    NTRPRZ
    Outpost4 (16x)
    Quo Vadimus
    Rat Boy (47!x) ***Double Winner!***
    Redfern (2x)
    SciFi75 (5x)
    scottydog (26x)
    Sector 7
    seigezunt (2x)
    Shatmandu (25x)
    Shaw (4x)
    shivkala
    Sir Rhosis (2x)
    S'Kai
    Sovay
    SRFX
    ssosmcin
    Super Grover
    Tallis Rhul
    Tan Ru (2x)
    T'Bonz (8x)
    T'Girl (2x)
    terranova
    Tharpdevenport (3x)
    the 4th hanson bro (4x)
    TheGallifreyanSith
    The Badger (4x) ***BELATED BIG WINNER!***
    The Castellan
    The Cutest of Borg (2x)
    The Laughing Vulcan (21x)
    The Old Mixer
    The Squire of Gothos (11x)
    The Tone (2x)
    TigerOfDarkness (2x)
    Tim M (3x)
    Toban Kal
    Tribble (6x)
    Triskelion (28x) ***BIG WINNER***
    Tristan
    Turbo (2x)
    UssGlenn (2x)
    vassa
    Ward Fowler (4x)
    Woulfe (4x)
    Yeoman Randi (2x)
    Zachery Smith
     
  2. Shatmandu

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    Thanks for the bifurcated win Shatmandu.

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  19. The Badger

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  20. Tribble

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