TOS Caption Contest #148: Costume Party!

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Shatmandu, Oct 27, 2009.

  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hiya, folks.

    Late, late, late.

    After getting ear infections about every three weeks, the boy is getting tubes in his ears tomorrow morning. My nights here lately have been taken up by having to talk my worrywart wife down from the ledge.

    They have to put him under, and with him being younger than two, it's driving her nuts.

    Anyway, on to the important stuff. Lots of winners this week. It's hard to whittle it down when I have to make sure my wife doesn't call the doctor and cancel.






    Congratulations to everyone, including the two-in-a-rows and our first time winner. Nicely done. Lots of funny stuff all week from everyone.

    With the half-assed holiday, this week's shots have a bit of a "Let's Play Dress Up!" theme:

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    Have at it.

    Joe, needed this distraction






    TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

    26138 (2x)
    A beaker full of death (4x)
    Adam Ihle (4x)
    AlphaTrionTJW
    Alrik (2x)
    Alyssa (3x)
    ancient
    Atavachron (2x)
    Bad Atom (2x)
    Battrekker
    brian
    Cakes488
    CaptainJon
    captain crow (4x)
    Captain Kate (2x)
    Classic Fan
    commodore64
    cooleddie74 (23x)
    cultcross
    Cuhl
    DeafPoet
    Defcon (2x)
    Deranged Nastat
    Diesel Micky Dolenz (12x)
    Dohlman
    DrBob (14x)
    DS9Sega (7x)
    EliyahuQeoni (3x)
    EnsignHarper (2X)
    FishDS9
    galleywest (4x)
    Gary7 (2x)
    Gertch (26x)
    goldbug (3x)
    Guartho
    Haggis and Tatties
    Hambone (3x) ***BIG WINNER!***
    highlander (12x)
    Isis (2X)
    Jackson_Roykirk
    J. Allen (2x)
    jayrath
    Jeri
    Johnnyracefan (2x)
    John_Picard (4x)
    Jonas Grumby ***FIRST TIME BIG WINNER!!!***
    jptrekker (3x)
    Kahloke
    Kegek (2x)
    Kirby (2x)
    KJM
    Mallory (4x)
    MGagen
    middyseafort (10x)
    Milo Bloom ***FIRST TIME BIG WINNER!!!***
    Mistral (2x)
    Mojochi
    M'Sharak (14x)
    NCC-1701 (7x)
    Nebusj
    Nerys Myk (37x)
    Noname Given (2x)
    NTRPRZ
    Outpost4 (16x)
    Quo Vadimus
    Rat Boy (45!x)
    Redfern (2x) ***BIG WINNER!!!***
    SciFi75 (5x)
    scottydog (25x) ***BIG WINNER!!!***
    Sector 7
    seigezunt (2x)
    Shatmandu (25x)
    Shaw (4x)
    shivkala
    Sir Rhosis (2x)
    S'Kai
    Sovay
    SRFX
    ssosmcin
    Super Grover
    Tallis Rhul
    Tan Ru (2x)
    T'Bonz (8x)
    T'Girl (2x) ***SECOND BIG WIN IN A ROW!***
    terranova
    Tharpdevenport (3x)
    the 4th hanson bro (4x)
    TheGallifreyanSith
    The Badger (3x) ***SECOND BIG WIN IN A ROW!***
    The Castellan
    The Cutest of Borg (2x)
    The Laughing Vulcan (21x) ***BIG WINNER!!!***
    The Old Mixer
    The Squire of Gothos (11x)
    The Tone (2x)
    TigerOfDarkness (2x)
    Tim M (3x)
    Toban Kal
    Tribble (6x)
    Triskelion (27x)
    Tristan
    Turbo (2x)
    UssGlenn (2x) ***BIG WINNER!!!***
    vassa
    Ward Fowler (4x)
    Woulfe (4x)
    Yeoman Randi (2x) ***BIG WINNER!!!***
    Zachery Smith
     
  2. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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  3. MANT!

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  4. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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  5. scottydog

    scottydog Admiral Admiral

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    Thanks for the win!

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  6. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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  7. Jonas Grumby

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  8. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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  9. Mysterion

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  10. milo bloom

    milo bloom Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    A win! And for such a cheap joke! I'm flattered...?

    Seriously, thanks.


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  11. Ryan Thomas Riddle

    Ryan Thomas Riddle Writer and occasional starship commander Premium Member

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  12. The Castellan

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  13. Tribble

    Tribble Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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  14. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

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    Yay for me and Hambone! Should do this tag team captioning more often!

    Oi! I resemble that remark! :shifty:

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  15. John Picard

    John Picard Vice Admiral Admiral

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  16. Ryan Thomas Riddle

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  17. Hambone

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  18. Tribble

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  19. milo bloom

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  20. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

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