Reger, extremely stunned: That Mr. Sulu of yours shits like a Play-Doh Fun Factory.
TOS Caption Contest #144: Hands-On Treatment
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Reger, extremely stunned: That Mr. Sulu of yours shits like a Play-Doh Fun Factory.
Spock: "...and if I can pull it out of Sulu ..."
Reger: "You get to be King of England."
<Spock considers it, then puts it back.>
Gene - wheres my goddamn credit in the opening title like my contract provides for????
Spock: Did you just hear a ho-ho-ho?
Reger: Apparently your friend Kirk did not heed the warning to avoid eating too much of the cheese during Red Hour
Lelia: Spock?
Spock: A WOMAN!
I was tempted to use the following shot this week, but I just couldn't see enough possibilities.
I stumbled across it again just now, still love it, and thought I'd put it out there as a bonus shot.
Nimoy looks cool, like he's about to whip out a sword and carve a Z in some swarthy policeman's ass.
Joe, masked
I stumbled across it again just now, still love it, and thought I'd put it out there as a bonus shot.
Nimoy looks cool, like he's about to whip out a sword and carve a Z in some swarthy policeman's ass.
Joe, masked
Spock: What is this Batman you keep referring to, captain?
KIRK (O.C.): No capes!!!
MONTY HALL: And heeeeeeere's what's behind Door Number 1!
ANNOUNCER: It's a new Court Martial!
BONES: The Green Stamps! What the hell have you done with the S&H GREEN STAMPS?!
SPOCK: And now the racial stereotypes and sexual orientation jokes will commence, yes?
SPOCK: Most illogical of the boy to send me to the cornfield merely for thinking he looked like that brat in Lost in Space.
Lelia: What are you doing in the cornfield Spock?
Spock: Mr. Sulu asked me to find him a good place on this planet for cornholes.
Everyone knew Spock was going to be "tooting his own horn" for several hours, because he was wearing his Farting Froch.
Yeoman: "The other girl and cup are in my quarters"
Kirk: (thinking) [Ewww even for me that going too far] " Uhhh , I'll pass"
McCoy: "Stop Singing Lucy the Sky with Diamonds! , DAMIT!!"
Spock: (thinking) This is the longest hash pipe I have ever come across.
Lelia:"Do you like it Mr. Spock. its a new strain of BC Bud"
