TOS Caption Contest #144: Hands-On Treatment

[Triskelion]

GREY POUPON! GREY POUPON!!!

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "WHAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF IS THAT IN THE ORIGINAL CAPTION BY SHATMANDU, ONLY CHEKOV -- REPEAT, ONLY CHEKOV -- HAD TO DO THE NUDE JUMPING JACKS. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO DESIRE TO SEE YOUR HAIRY SACK FLOPPING ALL AROUND!"

 

[Isis]

Ensign Tinkerbelle: "Be careful--every time someone thinks 'I don't believe in fairies,' there's a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead."
Kirk: "Uh-oh, I better check on Sulu."

 

[Captain Crow]

McCoy: I SAID NO WIRE HANGERS!

 

[Shatmandu]

I think I came up with a few of the pimp names.

Ah, shit, you're right. Sir Rhosis named some of them, I know that.

Did you do the initial photoshops of the various pimps (other than Carl)? I have a distinct memory of Carl Spock and Diamond Jim Kirk standing behind the Guardian of Forever, discussing travelling back through time to bitchslap Mata Hari.

There should be a caption contest from around April of last year that commemorates the one-year anniversary of Carl's debut.

I remember that. I just looked, but I couldn't find it.

I named the Punk on the Bus "Vomit" and made him Kirk's nephew.

I think I was away then. You're, of course, the co-papa of Carl Spock. You did the hard part: that terrific photoshop.

Joe, memory laned

 

[LeadHead]

Shaw: I'll see you around, I'm going to switch to being a Defense Attorney.
Kirk: Why?
Shaw: So that next time I can legally get you off.

 

[Maurice]

BONES: Yes! Dammit! Yes, I was on my father's Death Panel!

 

[Nerys Myk]

I think I came up with a few of the pimp names.

Ah, shit, you're right. Sir Rhosis named some of them, I know that.

Did you do the initial photoshops of the various pimps (other than Carl)? I have a distinct memory of Carl Spock and Diamond Jim Kirk standing behind the Guardian of Forever, discussing travelling back through time to bitchslap Mata Hari.

There should be a caption contest from around April of last year that commemorates the one-year anniversary of Carl's debut.

I remember that. I just looked, but I couldn't find it.

I named the Punk on the Bus "Vomit" and made him Kirk's nephew.

I think I was away then. You're, of course, the co-papa of Carl Spock. You did the hard part: that terrific photoshop.

Joe, memory laned

I did the visual for Diamond Jim, based on a screencap from "A Piece of the Action."