TOS Caption Contest #134: Outpost4? Come In, Outpost4!

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Nurse Chapel, we've asked you to stop crop dusting before ..."

Chapel: "Setting buns on stun."

 

[Shatmandu]

<Spock starts to hum "The Battle Hymm of The Republic" again.>
Kirk: "You need to knock that shit off."

Spock: "If I die during a mission, promise you'll shoot me into space in a photon torpedo tube?"
Kirk: "Done and done."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "For a man receiving a blow job, you look remarkably perplexed."
Spock: "Curious, why is Sulu wearing an afro wig?"
Kirk: "Uhura couldn't make it, Sulu here volunteered."

Kirk: "Cheer up Spock, the first night at camp is hard on everyone."
Spock: "I miss Winky..."
Kirk: "Winky is...?"
Spock: "My stuffed toy sehlat. I left him on the ship."
Kirk: "We can have Scotty beam him down."
Spock: "Father used to read War and Peace to me..."
Kirk: "Don't push your luck, Spock."
Spock: "... and Mother used to dress like a Risian dominatrix whore and breast feed me..."

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Kirk: "I'll be in my bunk if you need me."

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Spock: "What is that noise?"
Kirk: "Werner may have been stupid, but the Commandant wasn't. Caught McCoy trying to blackmail him for his camera. Two weeks in the cooler."
Spock: "and Werner?"
Kirk: "Turns out he wasn't kidding."

Together: "zzzzt, the Russian Front."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Sorry I had to be the one to tell you, Spock...

But there IS NO Easter Bunny. Just be logical and face the facts."

 

[cooleddie74]

CHAPEL:"Did either of you commpage me and ask me for a Cleveland Steamer?""

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Why do you insist on reading the Caption Contests? You know what they do to us."
<Spock sobs, rolls over.>

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Look I just don't think Cloud William is ready to leave Cloud Festus for a virtual stranger.

Chapel: There better not be any hidden air vents in this corridor!
McCoy: Where's Spock's superfluous eyelids when you need 'em?

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "I'm sorry, Spock--I didn't mean it. Really... C'mon. Please don't give me the silent treatment, I can't stand it!"

Kirk: "I know that look, McCoy. Who was the lucky girl? Was it--hey..."

Chapel: (oh no... I told him not to tell anyone, dammit!)

Kirk: "George said I did WHAT??"

 

[Gertch]

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "We'll get another bucket of chicken just for you, man. Don't pout."

Kirk: "... set ... GO!"
<Chapel darts off with tray, spilling everywhere.>
McCoy: "Man, you can't treat people like this."

Kirk: "There's no regulation calling for nude jumping jacks?"

 

[Gary7]

Spock: "Whiplash propelled us into a time warp, Captain. Backwards."

Kirk: "Whaaaat?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Wikipedia?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: My hair looks fake????

 

[Triskelion]

Lemon curry?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Motorboating?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Women can have orgasms?"

 

[Mistral]

"What the heck is a Cool Eddie?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Vader's his father?"

 

[Triskelion]

Deck 78?

 

[RobertScorpio]

"Yeah..I'm God."